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dom_dotcom -> The Gorgeous Redhead (3/13/2008 1:47:00 AM)
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous redhead eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in midair. "Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back in the socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink. They went back to her house, and after a bit she brought him into the bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during the night. The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed. The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman! Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No, she replied.... You just happened to catch my eye!" [;)] ~DDC

JulieorSarah -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/13/2008 2:46:38 AM)
... G R O W N ...

dom_dotcom -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/13/2008 3:29:22 AM)
Is that anything like "groan"??? [&:] lol ~DDC

Gwynvyd -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/13/2008 3:34:04 AM)
that is awful..... Gwyn, who is squicked that the gal didnt sanitize her eye before popping it into place.... yeah my ocd is showing. LOL

parttimehotty -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/13/2008 5:58:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dom_dotcom A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous redhead eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in midair. "Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back in the socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink. They went back to her house, and after a bit she brought him into the bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during the night. The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed. The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman! Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No, she replied.... You just happened to catch my eye!" [;)] ~DDC [:o] [:o][:o][:o][:o]

ta2dqt -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/13/2008 12:14:29 PM)
[:D][:D][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=hewah.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

AMaster -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/13/2008 9:29:49 PM)
Yuck.

Munkee07 -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/14/2008 4:24:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd that is awful..... Gwyn, who is squicked that the gal didnt sanitize her eye before popping it into place.... yeah my ocd is showing. LOL yea and its still squicking me yuck [:'(]

mefisto69 -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/14/2008 6:27:24 AM)
did he miss out on the ultimate skull fuck ?

domahpet -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/14/2008 9:05:10 AM)
oh god! skull fuck!!!!

Gwynvyd -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/14/2008 1:07:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domahpet oh god! skull fuck!!!! "Every day another grandmother is skullfucked" http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull I shit you not.. this was actualy in congress! "I'm sick of skull fucking" just chuckles did anyone count how many times he said skull fucking? Gwyn

Saratov -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/14/2008 4:09:59 PM)
14 plus 4 times using the 'pc' term [ocular penetration] and 4 references to it.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/14/2008 6:08:43 PM)
omg, that can't be real! lol, i had no idea that skull fucking was such a large issue!

Lucullus -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/15/2008 4:27:31 PM)
Uh, yeah, the Onion is satirical, it most definately is not real (I'll bet you guys knew that, but sometimes you never know with people...)

Daddyslilpookie -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/15/2008 6:58:31 PM)
That's Nasty[:'(]

RubberWitch -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/16/2008 3:24:39 AM)
Im just chuckling how often the word squick is being used in this thread It's not squicking if the hole's already there.

JulieorSarah -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (3/16/2008 11:49:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dom_dotcom Is that anything like "groan"??? [&:] lol ~DDC omg - did i do that? of course i did, ... and it wasn't intentional. Can only plead the sleep deprivation defence. That's where i've been since then ... sleeping. j

TorinFalta -> RE: The Gorgeous Redhead (4/7/2008 9:24:35 PM)
squick in the ocd sense makes a lot of sense especially to those who are highly ocd about cleanliness so yeah that kinda squicked me as well

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