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Men never listen! - 3/13/2008 4:36:59 PM

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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he n oticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he open ed his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow!'

MEN NEVER LISTEN!

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RE: Men never listen! - 3/13/2008 5:46:56 PM

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RE: Men never listen! - 3/13/2008 5:52:21 PM

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LOLOL

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RE: Men never listen! - 3/14/2008 12:39:05 PM

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Hmm? Did you say something?

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RE: Men never listen! - 3/14/2008 5:53:29 PM

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Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah restroom
Nurse Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Ladies Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah touch
Blah Blah Blah Underside Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Pleasure Blah Blah Blah Bottom
Blah Blah Blah Nice feeling Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Caress underside Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah UNBELIEVABLE PLEASURE Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah SUPREME ECSTASY Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah nurse Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Penis Blah Blah Blah What?

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RE: Men never listen! - 3/16/2008 11:33:28 PM

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Vlad, you can do better than that, surely?

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RE: Men never listen! - 3/16/2008 11:44:09 PM

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I've been in that bathroom, but I stopped pushing buttons at the powder your bottum thingy. What MAN wants to see what happens after sufferring the indignity of having your bottom powdered?

P.S. - I am paying restitution for having damaged the machine that tried to powder my bottom.

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RE: Men never listen! - 3/17/2008 8:53:55 AM

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LOL

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RE: Men never listen! - 3/17/2008 9:41:36 AM

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Be advised guys: bidette(sp) is french for "Power butt clean-out!"

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RE: Men never listen! - 3/18/2008 3:06:31 AM

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ouchhhhhhh....goshhhhhhh...is it gone???????
only if he did listen and remember what he is not suppose to touch.
he taste a piece of his cake that feeds his craving.

SIMPLE REMINDER CANNOT UNDERSTAND?

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