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Animal Planet - 3/13/2008 6:11:39 PM   
Nexo


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Status: offline 		Teacher is showing pictures of animals to her kindergarten students, and asking them to name the animals. "Ant", "Bear", and "Cat" are no problem, but when she shows a picture of a white-tailed buck, the class is silent.

"Come on," she coaxes, "I'll give you guys a hint. This is what mommy sometimes calls daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot."

"I know!" cries little Mary. "It's a horny bastard!"
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RE: Animal Planet - 3/13/2008 6:12:19 PM   
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RE: Animal Planet - 3/13/2008 6:38:44 PM   
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RE: Animal Planet - 3/13/2008 9:25:14 PM   
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RE: Animal Planet - 4/7/2008 9:43:45 PM   
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