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BeachMystress -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 1:49:27 AM)

Their photo approval process can be frustrating! A friend had a web cam photo he took of himself, fully clothed, in his living room. No fetish gear, no collar- nothing. It was a photo he could have sent his grandmother. Yet they rejected it time and time again. He thought it was some sort of mistake or because he was new and submitted it every day for a week. Then, after trying fruitlessly to get collarme to explain the problem he asked me what I thought was wrong with the photo. I had him check the file size and dimensions. (They were fine.) I had him save the photo with a different name and try again. Rejected. I had him re size it. Rejected. I then had him ship it to me and I went over it with a fine tooth comb, looking for what the problem could be. I was stumped. Then I realized you could see his upright vacuum cleaner in the kitchen and the handle, while CLEARLY a vacuum cleaner handle, looked a tiny bit phallic if you had a really dirty mind. I cut it out of the photo for him. He resubmitted it and they accepted it. SIGH!




GreedyTop -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 1:51:11 AM)

good gawd, Beach..seriously??

Thats 7 kinds of fucked up!




BeachMystress -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 1:58:26 AM)

Yuppers, serious. I don't feel comfie sharing his ID in open forum, but will send it to ya on the other side. You can still see the vac in the photo. I just cropped out the handle. Wild wild wild. LMAO.

I think (total speculation) maybe they have some sort of image detection software that catches things that look like a dick. They can't handle all those incoming photos one at a time, can they? I suspect that automatic software thought it was a well hung vac! :))




GreedyTop -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 2:01:00 AM)

I have a pic.. that was gonna go WAY down on my photo list that keeps getting denied.. I think you've seen it.. the caned butt pic?  I mean, c'mon../ this IS a BDSM site./...

BUT... this IS a free site, so I cant bitch too much...LOL




MrSuperior -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 2:03:47 AM)

Mr. Superior says:

Don't frown when life gets you down!  That causes wrinkles!  Take another picture, and they'll see a whole new side of you!

Mr. Superior loves to take pictures!





MissMorrigan -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 2:05:13 AM)

I'm sitting here shaking my head. Another 'clueless' individual. My employers would be aghast at my failure, given that part of my job is proof reading [:D]
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ORIGINAL: kc692
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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968
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ORIGINAL: cjan
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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar
Send me your pic. I will forward it to CM.


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Yea, what raymonD said.

Hahahaha.  Holy shit.  It's been almost three years of seeing this name and not once did I ever realize it was raymond backwards.  D'oh.  [sm=ofcourse.gif]

Me neither!!!!!!!




GreedyTop -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 2:10:13 AM)

but MissM?? you're adorable :) you can get away with so much *smooch*




MissMorrigan -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 2:25:07 AM)

I work for a team of lawyers, I only get away with so much b/c...







I bribe them with cake on FRIDAYS!

And I have warm hands...

I'm convincing when I tell nubile women that I know what I'm doing when I provide gynae exams...

I'm convincing...

Hear me growl, Greedy

Want some cake, Greedy?




GreedyTop -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 2:39:31 AM)

bring it, Miss M!  *grope*

heheheh




lusciouslips19 -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 2:43:30 AM)

Unless he got something saying it was rejected, it wasnt. I had pictures that were not posting. It had nothing to do with size. I found out, the picture document name has to end in .jpeg
Try that. It will probably go through. I did all those things myself..resize,etc. It was an easy fix.

[sm=ofcourse.gif] edited cause I didnt read the phallic part or that it was fixed. I do have to stop skimming.




kc692 -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 11:09:23 AM)

He had a reason listed that it was rejected.  If it was genital related it would have said so, and you would not have had to go over it with a fine tooth comb, unless you saw the word genital in the rejection letter and then that is what you would look for.  Luscious is right, unless there is a rejection note, the site has not "seen" the pic, and then, a letter is sent out with a reason or the acknowledgement that it is approved.




xxblushesxx -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 11:18:21 AM)

I remember a lady who posted here a few weeks ago; she had a profile pic of her naked on her hands and knees with cuffs on. The thing is, though, her coffee table was in the background, and every time I looked at her avatar, one of the legs of the coffee table looked like a erm...'winky'.
I actually wrote her a very polite letter to tell her what I saw. I worded it carefully and respectfully, but she disagreed with me.
I agreed with her that in her profile it didn't look so much like that, but the little avatar pic really did.
*shrugs*
I do wonder why some photos (like that) are accepted and others that are much more tame aren't, though.




BeachMystress -> RE: posted pics (3/15/2008 11:50:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
I do wonder why some photos (like that) are accepted and others that are much more tame aren't, though.

You do have to wonder don't ya? I've often thought that it had to do with the person vetting the photos. I suspect it is a male because you see a lot more of the questionable photos on women's profiles than on men's.

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ORIGINAL: kc692

He had a reason listed that it was rejected.  If it was genital related it would have said so,

It was a generic letter saying these are the usual reasons a photo gets denied... but did not list any particular reason for his case.





kc692 -> RE: posted pics (3/16/2008 6:27:35 AM)

Each rejection gets a reason, period.....there are none that say your photo was rejected, and that's all it says. I would have no idea not knowing the particulars what was wrong with that photo, but there WAS a reason given on the letter, no matter how generic or general the reason was.




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