CalifChick
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Joined: 10/28/2007 From: California Status: offline
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I hate it when I've avoided a cold so far this year (not counting that little week-long bout with laryngitis, which I think alot of people appreciated since it limited my ability to TALK) and some schmoe asks me how I've managed to avoid it when everyone else is sick, and I answer "cuz I'm too damn mean for a cold to take hold", and she says, "oh no, it's karma, you must be a VERY SWEET person, that's why you haven't gotten it" and SUMBITCH... not one hour later a fever descends upon my glistening brow, the joint aches settle in, my sinuses start filling up with icky stuff... yes I HATE IT when someone invokes karma and good old Miss Karma says "hey! I've been slacking off, I'm going to go visit Cali and slap a cold on her!" and I hate it when I post a run-on sentence and can't seem to stop, and I hate it when I'm going thru kleenex faster than a wanker watching porn and all I really want to do is go home and go back to bed and have some big cuddly warm person wrap themselves around me so I can snuggle in and sleep. Sigh. Cali
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AKA "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm", "Big Bad Cali" and "Yum Bum". Advisor to the Subbie Mafia, founding member of the W.A.C. and the Judgmental Bitches Brigade, member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's and Team Troll
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