Sundowner
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This recipe serves one and has the advantage that it can be prepared a few days in advance. You will also find that, as long as you follow the basic preparation approach, you can vary the ingredient quantities to suit your own taste.
Ingredients:
1 cup CM internet chat
2 cups phone chat
10 cups cold water
2 teaspoonsful profile entry
1 ½ cups forum posts
2 teaspoonsful journal entries (if available)
1 cup friends’ opinions (optional)
A dash of instinct
Preparation:
Take the remembered internet chat and phone chat and mix them together over a low heat for 5 minutes. (Notice that at this stage the aroma will be powerful, but too strong). Allow to cool.
Dilute with half the water and stir gently. Leave the mixture for at least half an hour until it has grown quite cold.
Add his (or her) forum posts; ideally these should be mainly fresh, with some older ones to give balance; you will need to search for these - gather them yourself if you have time. Add the profile entry and, if available, the journal entries (fresh are better).
If available, add the friends’ opinions – if you have this ingredient, ensure you add a pinch of salt. (If you cannot find any friends’ opinions you could try “Ask Cali” http://www.collarchat.com/m_1693546/tm.htm but you may find she suggests adding a blowjob to the recipe – views differ, however, on whether a blowjob should be added to a first meeting).
Place the mixture in the fridge overnight.
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On the day of the meeting, just before the meeting, you may find that the mixture has become more concentrated and you may also find that butterflies are attracted by the mixture; simply dilute further with the remaining water, until a pleasing consistency is achieved and finally add a dash of instinct.
Serve on time and with a neat and attractive appearance.
Please note that there is a risk that the meeting can occasionally taste bitter and unpleasant - this is almost always because you picked the wrong profile. Do not be discouraged. Simply spit out, gargle and try again with a fresh profile.
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