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trappedinamuseum -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 10:48:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee Hes not going to punish me....we tend to live in reality, as opposed to a really poorly adapted live rendition of the Story of OMG....so yeah, i fucked up....thats what happens when i talk or type for longer than a few minutes at a time. He knew that when he got me...and he generally likes it. Besides everytime i fuck up, i tend to throw myself on his cock a bit more often....so its kind of a win/win......[;)] Hehehehe. I got ya. I always say stupid stuff on the boards and then say, "He'll never read this", which of course he does. I think he has spies on here (Red and Kali come to mind) who tell him when I am naughty on here. He thinks it is funny that I dig my own grave. I'll get paid back sooner or later. Hey now! What do you mean you don't live your own Story of Oh my gary? Have I been doing this wrong the whole time? Where is my manual?

persephonee -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 10:54:26 AM)
dont read it....its all lies......esp the good parts. i spend most of my day doing frickin laundry and cleaning shit up that just gets messy again. It helps that i have a nearly constant mental movie about piracy and sodomy and damsels in distress running in my head....but only helps a little. When it gets to be too drab and dreary, he seems to notice and takes me out back, whips my ass off and sends me back to work dizzy, but smiling....

trappedinamuseum -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 10:58:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee dont read it....its all lies......esp the good parts. i spend most of my day doing frickin laundry and cleaning shit up that just gets messy again. It helps that i have a nearly constant mental movie about piracy and sodomy and damsels in distress running in my head....but only helps a little. When it gets to be too drab and dreary, he seems to notice and takes me out back, whips my ass off and sends me back to work dizzy, but smiling.... Dammit Perse! I just finished "me" time, and now I have to have it all over again! No whippings for me in forever....he's been gone almost a month. Need. To. Be. Beaten. [:(]

lronitulstahp -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 11:05:26 AM)
quote: i hearby bequeath my "personal equipment" to tulip Omg....i inherited stuff! Now where can i make room for horsecock-sized dildos, sensible shoes, and a carton of cigs????? ~heiress tulip

persephonee -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 11:06:44 AM)
omgih8usooooomch.

lronitulstahp -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 11:07:31 AM)
unouluvitslt

persephonee -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 11:07:56 AM)
and.....youre going to need a lot of room for the cocks. looks around yeah, a lot more room.

lronitulstahp -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 11:09:07 AM)
Can i have the dvd player you're hiding from unohu?

persephonee -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 11:10:53 AM)
omg, he just called grandma to wish her a happy birthday last nite....and after singing to her....he lectured her on how she still hasnt mailed that out....and she made me promise over Christmas that i would confess that its been here for months....i may have not done that.....im just not sure.....[:D]

lronitulstahp -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 11:15:13 AM)
Meh, you can't beat yourself up over stuff. Guilt is a completely useless emotion.... somewhere in the universe, our mothers feel a strange tingling in their chest and extremeties warning them that there is a disturbance in the force

persephonee -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 11:20:14 AM)
Oh, trust me....she long ago lost her power over my emotions...or at least the guilty ones..... i do admit to a continued chuckle over her discomforture about my apparent about face in the sexual orientation dept... i may never let her off the hook for not knowing quite how to address the concept that im with a man again......poor thing, shes just not as flexible as she used to pretend to be....

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 11:21:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum quote: ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis His Evilness has only punished me once. He used pain. It upset me so much I got sick after. He hasn't punished me since. But of course, there is never a need to punish me. [8\|] I very rarely get punished, and it was mostly in the beginning of our relationship. He used pain, but it wasn't a happy pain. It was a "never wanna feel that pain again pain because he is mad at me" pain. Now, he doesn't need to. Just the thought of him being upset at me is (usually) enough to make me want to cry. I guess I haven't gotten over the fear that if I make him mad, he will leave. Linnaea, would you teaches me to be as gudz as you are? What really helps me, Trappy, is that I live 3,000 miles away from him & can edit & censor everything I say or do before it gets to him. snort

lronitulstahp -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 11:26:49 AM)
But she'll love me, and my intelligent wide-set eyes.... Can't wait to meet her.

persephonee -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 11:43:41 AM)
omfgittlyfrgtabtthat....i think im adopted.

sophiesback -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 2:58:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: sophiesback zeph --->[sm=couple.gif]<----sophie Uhhhh soph....you's a man? goes off to ponder and try to make sense of this new information You've heard my voice, zeph. Do i sound like a man to you? i just haz no prissy bow, cuz I IZ NOT PRISSY

EbonyWood -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 3:03:59 PM)
Has evidence soph is not a man. Oops.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 3:05:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sophiesback quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: sophiesback zeph --->[sm=couple.gif]<----sophie Uhhhh soph....you's a man? goes off to ponder and try to make sense of this new information You've heard my voice, zeph. Do i sound like a man to you? i just haz no prissy bow, cuz I IZ NOT PRISSY Butbutbut sooooph look at the arrows, the zeph one points to the girl and the Soph arrow points at the booooyyy. ETA: are you calling me prissy?

sophiesback -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 5:26:12 PM)
Who says it's a boy? Does it have a PEEEEEEEEENIS????? and no i'm not calling you prissy, there was speculation a few weeks ago where i think i might've been called prissy by some...

sophiesback -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 5:27:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood Has evidence soph is not a man. Oops. blabbermouth

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: I love it when..... (12/31/2009 5:31:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sophiesback Who says it's a boy? Does it have a PEEEEEEEEENIS????? and no i'm not calling you prissy, there was speculation a few weeks ago where i think i might've been called prissy by some... Nooooooo but still it's obviously a BOY [8\|] Actually if you look close he only has 2 hairs....he isn't you......he's MARK!!! rotfl

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