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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 10:48:26 AM   
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Hes not going to punish me....we tend to live in reality, as opposed to a really poorly adapted live rendition of the Story of OMG....so yeah, i fucked up....thats what happens when i talk or type for longer than a few minutes at a time. He knew that when he got me...and he generally likes it.

Besides everytime i fuck up, i tend to throw myself on his cock a bit more often....so its kind of a win/win......



Hehehehe.  I got ya.  I always say stupid stuff on the boards and then say, "He'll never read this", which of course he does.  I think he has spies on here (Red and Kali come to mind) who tell him when I am naughty on here.

He thinks it is funny that I dig my own grave.  I'll get paid back sooner or later.

Hey now!  What do you mean you don't live your own Story of Oh my gary?  Have I been doing this wrong the whole time?  Where is my manual?


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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 10:54:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		dont read it....its all lies......esp the good parts.

i spend most of my day doing frickin laundry and cleaning shit up that just gets messy again.

It helps that i have a nearly constant mental movie about piracy and sodomy and damsels in distress running in my head....but only helps a little.

When it gets to be too drab and dreary, he seems to notice and takes me out back, whips my ass off and sends me back to work dizzy, but smiling....

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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 10:58:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: persephonee

dont read it....its all lies......esp the good parts.

i spend most of my day doing frickin laundry and cleaning shit up that just gets messy again.

It helps that i have a nearly constant mental movie about piracy and sodomy and damsels in distress running in my head....but only helps a little.

When it gets to be too drab and dreary, he seems to notice and takes me out back, whips my ass off and sends me back to work dizzy, but smiling....


Dammit Perse!  I just finished "me" time, and now I have to have it all over again!

No whippings for me in forever....he's been gone almost a month.  Need. To. Be. Beaten.




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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 11:05:26 AM   
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i hearby bequeath my "personal equipment" to tulip


Omg....i inherited stuff! Now where can i make room for horsecock-sized dildos, sensible shoes,  and a carton of cigs?????

~heiress tulip

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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 11:06:44 AM   
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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 11:07:31 AM   
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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 11:07:56 AM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		and.....youre going to need a lot of room for the cocks.

*looks around*

yeah, a lot more room.

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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 11:09:07 AM   
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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 11:10:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		omg, he just called grandma to wish her a happy birthday last nite....and after singing to her....he lectured her on how she still hasnt mailed that out....and she made me promise over Christmas that i would confess that its been here for months....i may have not done that.....im just not sure.....

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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 11:15:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		Meh, you can't beat yourself up over stuff. Guilt is a completely useless emotion....

*somewhere in the universe, our mothers feel a strange tingling in their chest and extremeties warning them that there is a disturbance in the force*



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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 11:20:14 AM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		Oh, trust me....she long ago lost her power over my emotions...or at least the guilty ones.....

i do admit to a continued chuckle over her discomforture about my apparent about face in the sexual orientation dept...

i may never let her off the hook for not knowing quite how to address the concept that im with a man again......poor thing, shes just not as flexible as she used to pretend to be....

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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 11:21:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

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His Evilness has only punished me once.  He used pain.  It upset me so much I got sick after.  He hasn't punished me since.  But of course, there is never a need to punish me. 


I very rarely get punished, and it was mostly in the beginning of our relationship.  He used pain, but it wasn't a happy pain.  It was a "never wanna feel that pain again pain because he is mad at me" pain.

Now, he doesn't need to.  Just the thought of him being upset at me is (usually) enough to make me want to cry.  I guess I haven't gotten over the fear that if I make him mad, he will leave.

Linnaea, would you teaches me to be as gudz as you are?



What really helps me, Trappy, is that I live 3,000 miles away from him & can edit & censor everything I say or do before it gets to him.  *snort*

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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 11:26:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		But she'll love me, and my intelligent wide-set eyes.... Can't wait to meet her.

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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 11:43:41 AM   
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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 2:58:13 PM   
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zeph ---><----sophie


Uhhhh soph....you's a man? *goes off to ponder and try to make sense of this new information*



You've heard my voice, zeph. Do i sound like a man to you?  i just haz no prissy bow, cuz I IZ NOT PRISSY

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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 3:03:59 PM   
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Oops.

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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 3:05:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sophiesback

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: sophiesback

zeph ---><----sophie


Uhhhh soph....you's a man? *goes off to ponder and try to make sense of this new information*



You've heard my voice, zeph. Do i sound like a man to you?  i just haz no prissy bow, cuz I IZ NOT PRISSY


Butbutbut sooooph look at the arrows, the zeph one points to the girl and the Soph arrow points at the booooyyy.

ETA: are you calling me prissy?


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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 5:26:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Who says it's a boy? Does it have a PEEEEEEEEENIS?????

and no i'm not calling you prissy, there was speculation a few weeks ago where i think i might've been called prissy by some...

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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 5:27:57 PM   
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Has evidence soph is not a man.
 
Oops.


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RE: I love it when..... - 12/31/2009 5:31:31 PM   
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Who says it's a boy? Does it have a PEEEEEEEEENIS?????

and no i'm not calling you prissy, there was speculation a few weeks ago where i think i might've been called prissy by some...


Nooooooo but still it's obviously a BOY Actually if you look close he only has 2 hairs....he isn't you......he's MARK!!! rotfl


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