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christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 4:56:19 PM)

i KNEW you were a vampire~!  thud!



Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:01:48 PM)

I am so not a vampire!  Vampires are undead, and if they had sex it would be against the TOS...

*looks around quickly for Mod 11, white fangs gleaming in the dark*

[not a vampire]






christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:04:48 PM)

oh, fuck i'm sorry Lumilicious....i know you are the newfangled alive type of vampire...(i think they were created in a test tube in the 80's).  anyhoo, all is well among the alive and the undead and the dead and the, well the zombies i guess...fuck, am i leaving anyone out here? i'd hate to be un PC



Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:09:03 PM)

Sorry.  I hear 'fuck' slip from a beautiful woman's lips, the rest kinda...fades...

What was that again?





KMsAngel -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:27:48 PM)

*yells from the other room, not knowing she has a friend over*

hey, christine, your cats got into the toybox and took your ball gag out! Here *throws it into the bedroom, accidentally landing it on lumus' cute ass*

*hears screams coming from the bedroom*



Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:34:14 PM)

The cuteness of my ass is as yet but a rumour.

As are the tales of my mipples.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:35:06 PM)

speaking as a vampire we dont have sex....we make love....and suck eachothers blood.... yum yum..



GreedyTop -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:36:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

The cuteness of my ass is as yet but a rumour.

As are the tales of my mipples.


yanno... I'd be happy to evaluate that for you, Lumus,,, as a fien....errrm, FRIEND



Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:38:53 PM)

*points his webcam in GT's general direction*

[Can you see me now...?]




christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:40:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

*yells from the other room, not knowing she has a friend over*

hey, christine, your cats got into the toybox and took your ball gag out! Here *throws it into the bedroom, accidentally landing it on lumus' cute ass*

*hears screams coming from the bedroom*



OUCH!

me:  what'st he matter my sweet Hissy i mean Lumus?

nothing, my ass hurts, something smacked into it...

me:  well let me see...i look at the most curvy, beautiful cheeks on the planet and i can't help but fondle them...yes i'm fondling and groping i'm not sorry!



KMsAngel -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:42:15 PM)

well faery, either lumus or christine now has cat scratch marks and lots of blood dribbling from their presumed cute ass now.



Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:45:09 PM)

Now yer talkin'! [:D]  Except I don't say 'Ow' when someone smacks my ass...

...instead, I usually look at them, let a little grin curl up the corners of my mouth, and say in a very calm, quiet voice,

"You know I'm obligated to return the favour now, right?  And I never return the favour in the same manner in which it was delivered..."

If that doesn't put the fear in them, the foreplay begins.

*slips around christine with surprising agility and locks a full nelson on her*




christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:48:09 PM)

heh, you didnt' know i was the wrestling champion in high school did ya...huh?

squirms and sweats on the matt, and squirms some more...

okay, i was the LEG wrestling champ.... i was also on the debate team, does that help?



Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:49:29 PM)

Good.  Maybe I'll get a decent workout.

*bears down with the full nelson, then leans his head forward to nip mischeviously at christine's earlobe*




christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:52:46 PM)

i better have a place for my earrings when you're done Mister! 

...oh fuck, nevermind, nip away!



Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 5:58:20 PM)

And nip I shall.

*nom-nom-nom*

Amongst other things.

*releases the full nelson and flips christine over, pinning her by the shoulders*




christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 6:02:09 PM)

ok, well whatever position i'm in, i'm sweaty and fighting and saying, "let me go you...well, you YOU!"

~wriggles and gasps and hiccups, oh hell, i need to pee~~



Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 6:07:17 PM)

[Pee during sex?  Madness.  Madness, I say!

...yet strangely arousing...]




christine1 -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 6:20:39 PM)

we're all a little mad aren't we?  ok, well most of us are?  oh...well um, well i'm not!



Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (3/22/2008 6:35:22 PM)

The first sign of madness is denial. [:D]



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