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Phone Call from Dad - 3/16/2008 4:00:35 PM

KenDckey

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Ring - Ring

'Hello ?'

Hi Honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause, daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'

Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it Daddy.'
'And what happened honey?'
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'
'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
***Long Pause***
*** ***Longer Pause***
*** *** Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?'

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RE: Phone Call from Dad - 3/16/2008 4:11:28 PM

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Awwwww

Hahaha

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RE: Phone Call from Dad - 3/16/2008 5:29:59 PM

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lolol

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RE: Phone Call from Dad - 3/16/2008 8:22:01 PM

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Ohhhh god that was good, thanks

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RE: Phone Call from Dad - 3/16/2008 11:08:28 PM

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Hee Hee... thanks... that was funny!

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RE: Phone Call from Dad - 3/17/2008 6:45:46 AM

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*snickers* I just spit my morning tea all over my computer...lol

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RE: Phone Call from Dad - 3/17/2008 3:57:07 PM

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again..see note about not drinking while reading these...

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RE: Phone Call from Dad - 3/17/2008 3:59:09 PM

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That was funny, Thank you for sharing

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