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Dear Abbey - 3/16/2008 7:36:41 PM

Moloch

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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, Just some friends from work, you don't know
them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if
she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in
a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.
I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so
I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks, Bob

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RE: Dear Abbey - 3/16/2008 7:42:51 PM

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LMSAO!!!

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RE: Dear Abbey - 3/16/2008 8:12:44 PM

sexyone4you

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I would imagine that Dear Abby would reply with something like this:

Dear Bob,

Ask the mechanic your wife is f***ing to help you out with your problem.

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RE: Dear Abbey - 4/7/2008 9:31:41 PM

TorinFalta

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that sounds like something i would write being highly ADD

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