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RE: Confession to cats? - 3/17/2008 4:14:53 PM

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I have nothing to add to this...

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Greedy...does this mean you are....*gasp!!* speechless??

can't be....just CAN'T be....

Speaking on behalf of GT..."snort"!! ;)

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RE: Confession to cats? - 3/17/2008 4:34:00 PM

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Greedy...you inspire us to *snort* and *snicker*.

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RE: Confession to cats? - 3/17/2008 4:50:13 PM

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Maybe I'll play it safe and talk to the fish!

be careful...fish can talk too much when they get tanked.

oh now that was just bad! where's mr limpet?
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RE: Confession to cats? - 3/17/2008 7:28:56 PM

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Cats are stupid. They probably just looked at him and started thinking of how long they were going to lick themselves after they took a nap. At least my german shepherd pretended to give a shit when I spoke to him. He'd let me finish before he'd leave the room to go drink from the toilet. LOL

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RE: Confession to cats? - 3/17/2008 9:33:56 PM

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Maybe I'll play it safe and talk to the fish!

be careful...fish can talk too much when they get tanked.

oh now that was just bad! where's mr limpet?
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That is beyond bad.......*snort*.

Rubberpet, cats are not stupid, trust those who are owned by them. Mine knows how to open doors....regular doors, NOT cupboard doors. He can get whatever he wants out of cupboards, and can open pretty much any plastic bag. He was smarter than my dog...taught him all of his bad habits!

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RE: Confession to cats? - 3/18/2008 8:57:19 AM

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Well, the cat that I have may be cute as a button, but she's dumb as a fence post. My dog knew how to fetch, roll over, play dead, crawl, and most of the tricks dogs do in obedience competitions. He knew his right from his left and took commands in three languages, not including just hand signals. He opened doors, too. He was housebroken in less than two weeks. He knew how to play basketball and football. Heck, I could put a piece of sausage on his nose and he wouldn't go for it until he was allowed to. When he did, he'd give a quick flip if the nose and pop it into his mouth. He was also a magician...he could make a 50-pound bag of dog food disappear in no time...LOL. He also was a little "horse". When we did yardwork, we could strap a bag of tools to his back and he'd follow us wherever we'd go. I never got the chance to teach him the different tools we use, though. I had to put him down at a young age.

Let's see your cat do those things...

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RE: Confession to cats? - 3/18/2008 10:55:17 AM

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. At least my german shepherd pretended to give a shit when I spoke to him. He'd let me finish before he'd leave the room to go drink from the toilet. LOL

Don't you mean he TOOK a shit?!?!?!

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RE: Confession to cats? - 3/18/2008 11:06:50 AM

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. At least my german shepherd pretended to give a shit when I spoke to him. He'd let me finish before he'd leave the room to go drink from the toilet. LOL

Don't you mean he TOOK a shit?!?!?!

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RE: Confession to cats? - 3/18/2008 11:09:27 AM

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My mom's St bernard LOOKS like she is listening. Really, she concentrates on every word, but its really just a ploy to time it so she can lick you right in the mouth.

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RE: Confession to cats? - 3/18/2008 11:12:22 AM

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omg, DV...LOLOL

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RE: Confession to cats? - 3/19/2008 1:37:57 AM

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My mom's St bernard LOOKS like she is listening. Really, she concentrates on every word, but its really just a ploy to time it so she can lick you right in the mouth.

Ewww!!! Frenched by a Saint Barney!!! LOL

It's true. Dogs pick a precise, most inopportune time to lay a big, sloppy wet kiss on ya! You can't get mad at them, though, because they are just so darn cute and precious...except if they drank from the toilet or ate something "unsanitary". LOL

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