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Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 3/17/2008 10:38:26 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.  Presto!  The blockage will instantly remove itself. 

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.  

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 

4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.  Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and   going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 
  
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.  
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.  If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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RE: Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 3/17/2008 10:41:12 AM   
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Thanks, Greedy!

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RE: Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 3/17/2008 11:15:32 AM   
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RE: Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 3/17/2008 11:35:58 AM   
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RE: Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 3/17/2008 2:06:26 PM   
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RE: Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 3/17/2008 3:32:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them


Hahahahahaha, that last one killed me.

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RE: Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 3/17/2008 7:55:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.  
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.  If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


My wife can attest this one had me in stiches and having trouble breathing from laughing so hard. I always did like the saying "If you cant duct it... f*** it!"

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RE: Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 3/17/2008 9:55:06 PM   
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RE: Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 3/19/2008 8:41:07 PM   
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RE: Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 3/19/2008 8:48:36 PM   
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RE: Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 4/7/2008 8:35:27 PM   
TorinFalta


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those were a might bit special
and i know people who would do any and all....

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RE: Home remedies..READ CAREFULLY - 4/7/2008 8:37:27 PM   
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