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MissMagnolia -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 2:18:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: katemonster You know what? I'm the first to laugh at a good Irish joke, and there are plenty of them. This is just disgraceful. Lemme give you a tip, bub: Maybe you can get away with that one in Seattle, but I wouldn't recommend it in most other major cities in America. Call us what you like, but fighters we are, and most of the Irishmen I know can not only hold their liquor, they can also beat the feck out of just about anybody. Fucking hell "bub", get over yourself. You just pretty much portrayed the Irish as brawling drunkards. I find THAT offensive. Nexo, that was a seriously crap joke though[sm=lol.gif]

VadFarkas -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 6:15:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop That's actually a song, Vad... which I USED to have on my computer (until the old drive crashed sigh)... but I LOVE it!! That's too bad, I would have loved to hear it. Please think of me if you find it again.

VadFarkas -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 6:19:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah a family favourite Paddy O'Michael, and Mick O'Patrick while working for the IRA decided to blow up a bus or two. The doctors believe the lip burns will heal in about a week! I heard that was two Polish guys. I worked with a Japanese guy that said they tell Korean jokes. Korean, Irish, Polish, Scottish, blond, etc. Plug in what ever I never considered them anything other than jokes. Anyone know any Hungarian jokes?

Phoenix2raven -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 6:53:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Wow.... OK, anyone got any good Scottish jokes? sheesh... lemme echo stef..... "lighten up francis" (wondering why, given the title of the thread, and the forum, people who KNOW theyre going to be offended by the obvious content didn't just skip it...) How do you know when a Scotsman is happy. There's lipstick on his kilt! Ok so growing up in south Boston automatically makes me Irish by proxy. So lighten up francis!

GreedyTop -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 7:20:55 AM)
Vad.. if you do a search under Dr. Demento, I believe the song is called The Scotsman.

GreedyTop -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 7:23:57 AM)
LMAO, P2R!! love it!!

Noah -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 4:56:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: katemonster ...and just because you DO like a joke, it doesn't give you free licence to tell racist ones on a public forum. Would you tell jokes about black people on here? Or Jewish people? I don't go around telling jokes about the "greedy Jews" just because it's Hanukkah; that would be racist. Also, there's a difference between good Irish jokes and racist ones. Good ones I like. I know a couple of Irish jokes that are some of my favorite jokes ever. Making jokes about people's last names is racist. I make no excuses for the message I sent you. I also make no apologies. I was angry. If you'll notice, I'm not the only one on these forums who doesn't like your jokes. In fact, almost nobody does. Racist? The Irish are a race?

MadameDahlia -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 5:48:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VadFarkas quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop That's actually a song, Vad... which I USED to have on my computer (until the old drive crashed sigh)... but I LOVE it!! That's too bad, I would have loved to hear it. Please think of me if you find it again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ouuPyYVDw - Yay for YouTube!

ominousdominus -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 6:03:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Noah quote: ORIGINAL: katemonster ...and just because you DO like a joke, it doesn't give you free licence to tell racist ones on a public forum. Would you tell jokes about black people on here? Or Jewish people? I don't go around telling jokes about the "greedy Jews" just because it's Hanukkah; that would be racist. Also, there's a difference between good Irish jokes and racist ones. Good ones I like. I know a couple of Irish jokes that are some of my favorite jokes ever. Making jokes about people's last names is racist. I make no excuses for the message I sent you. I also make no apologies. I was angry. If you'll notice, I'm not the only one on these forums who doesn't like your jokes. In fact, almost nobody does. Racist? The Irish are a race? [sm=biggrin.gif] FOR THE WIN!!!!!!! [sm=biggrin.gif]

allie1027 -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 6:07:32 PM)
I actually laughed...it wasn't a good joke..but I laughed...just thought I would put that out there.

GreedyTop -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 6:18:30 PM)
Madame D!! that rocked! thanks!!

warrenwriter -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 9:49:56 PM)
Scottish joke-- (Warning-- language content) An American walks into a bar in Glascow, looking for a local tradesman for some work on a house. The bartender points him over to an older gentleman sitting in front of a pint in the corner. He pulls up a chair, introduces himself, and asks him what his specialty is. To which the man says: "I built several cottages north of here. Did the locals call me Magnus the Cottage Builder? NO. I built the walls around those cottages. They've weathered storms and snows and winds and rains. Did they call me Magnus the Stonemason? NO. I hooked up the plumbing in that village, modernizing it and saving them nearly half of all the water they were using a year. Did they call me Magnus the Plumber? No. I laid the wiring and modernized all of the switches in that village. Did they call me Magnus the Electrician? No. But you get caught fucking ONE sheep!"

GreedyTop -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/20/2008 10:00:59 PM)
lolol warren!

Zensee -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/21/2008 5:40:16 AM)
So much national sensitivity on this thread. I suppose it would be inappropriat to tell the one about the Irish homosexuals, Gerald Fitspatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald... Z.

angelbluewingsz -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/23/2008 9:51:16 PM)
I'm part Irish- race ya to the pub?

GreedyTop -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/23/2008 9:52:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelbluewingsz I'm part Irish- race ya to the pub? As a Scot, I have to ask/... are you buying? grin

warrenwriter -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/23/2008 10:24:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelbluewingsz I'm part Irish- race ya to the pub? As a Scot, I have to ask/... are you buying? grin I'm so offended. On all counts! Grrrrr! You don't race to a pub.. you stumble to one. Then crawl back. Sheesh. Bunch o' racists.

JulieorSarah -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/24/2008 11:50:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zensee So much national sensitivity on this thread. I suppose it would be inappropriat to tell the one about the Irish homosexuals, Gerald Fitspatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald... Z. I must be irish! I didn't get this until i said it out loud. Sorry it's taken so long to congratulate you Z but it took awhile to clean up my tea off the table, keyboard, screen ... I keep asking for warnings, doesn't anyone consider others ...

Saratov -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/25/2008 9:00:33 AM)
[sm=m23.gif] Okay... One more time. [8\|] When reading the Humor threads, do NOT eat or drink anything!!!

ominousdominus -> RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackYard? (3/25/2008 3:43:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop As a Scot, I have to ask/... are you buying? grin Hahahahahahahahaha Ohhhhh man......LOVE IT!!!

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