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Blind blunder - 3/17/2008 6:30:18 PM

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A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times

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RE: Blind blunder - 3/17/2008 7:00:13 PM

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lol

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RE: Blind blunder - 3/17/2008 11:17:57 PM

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Great, going to send it to by Blonde sister, and sister in law ...

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RE: Blind blunder - 3/18/2008 4:18:54 PM

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LOL!!!!!! I LOVE blonde jokes!!!! LOL!!!

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RE: Blind blunder - 3/18/2008 4:47:51 PM

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I'm getting blonder all the time but my wife says it greyer!

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RE: Blind blunder - 3/18/2008 5:25:09 PM

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Your wife... You mean the BLONDE next to you in the pic?

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RE: Blind blunder - 3/18/2008 5:35:03 PM

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Thank you, am a retired career military just copied the joke and posted on to a military BBS board for the guys to enjoy

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RE: Blind blunder - 3/18/2008 5:40:12 PM

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I sent it to a friend that is blond she hasn't asked me to explain it yet.

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RE: Blind blunder - 3/18/2008 5:41:49 PM

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heh, maybe the thread should be titled..."blonde blunder"

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RE: Blind blunder - 3/18/2008 6:06:51 PM

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ORIGINAL: Saratov

Your wife... You mean the BLONDE next to you in the pic?

Nah that's a friend. I tried posting one of me and the wife but it didn't pass. In all fairness to the moderator it was taken about 25 years ago.

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RE: Blind blunder - 4/7/2008 8:52:47 PM

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gotta love blonde jokes
this one is great

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