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Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/18/2008 5:31:11 AM   
cinlela


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A woman came across the frog trapped in a well.The frog pleaded: "Please free me and if you do, I`ll grant you three wishes...."
After the woman freed the frog, the frog said, "Thank you, but i failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,your husband will get ten times!"
 The woman said, that`s is okay."
 
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,You do realize that this will make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."
 
The woman replied, "That`s okay because i will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So,KASAM.....she`s the most beautiful woman in the world!
 
For the second wish, she wanted to be the riches woman in the world.
The frog said,"That will make your husband the riches man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, That`s okay...what`s mine is his, and what`s his is mine. "So...KASAM...She`s the riches woman in the world!
 
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I`d like a mild heart attack."
 
MORAL OF THE STORY: WOMEN ARE CLEVER. DON`T MESS WITH THEM.
 
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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/18/2008 7:12:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hehehehe! I didn't see that coming!

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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/18/2008 1:01:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I heard the version where she says "beat me 10% to death."

So he bashes the top 10% to a pulp.

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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/18/2008 2:00:40 PM   
cinlela


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Status: offline 		Ouchhh.....you can`t do that. You can`t Top from bottom
Now!!! you are grounded forever.

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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/18/2008 5:18:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan

I heard the version where she says "beat me 10% to death."

So he bashes the top 10% to a pulp.



 Is that where the original Blonde came from?

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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/19/2008 4:01:42 AM   
BiQuitetMaster


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Status: offline 		ohhhhh that was cold.... but has very poetic justice even if I am a Man, I will have to make sure there are no trapped frog in any well near by.

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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/19/2008 6:39:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		smart woman.. too bad there is no such thing as a talking frog >.<

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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/19/2008 5:08:30 PM   
cinlela


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Status: offline 		hmmmm.....and be careful what you wish for...you might really get it

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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/19/2008 5:14:07 PM   
cinlela


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Status: offline 		.....but fairy tale story make the frog very talkative....

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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/19/2008 6:05:07 PM   
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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/19/2008 6:42:41 PM   
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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/19/2008 6:44:31 PM   
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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/19/2008 11:37:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		My boss sent me the same one today, however it had an extra bit!
 
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.

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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/23/2008 10:04:00 PM   
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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/26/2008 8:59:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah

My boss sent me the same one today, however it had an extra bit!
 
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.


lol!

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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 3/29/2008 6:43:06 PM   
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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 4/7/2008 2:57:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		the version i heard was double the wish and the last wish was to be scared half to death. still very cute

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RE: Getting Her Three Wishes - 4/16/2008 6:56:00 PM   
wishy


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Status: offline 		Well I don't know how it would have worked out for her but I've got to hand it to her for trying. Gotta love bold women.....  Why do I need to mess with them so bad?

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