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johnnyak -> Irish jokes,since im irish and its paddys day (3/18/2008 8:08:51 PM)
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1The Englishman and The Scotsman were abroad so they phoned Interpol and sent a gorgeous parrot to their friend The Irishman. When they arrived home however The Irishman opened The oven and produced The parrot well and truly roasted saying, 'Let's have some lovely roast duck for dinner.'
That isn't a duck you fool,' they said to him. 'It's a parrot and it could speak seven different languages.'
'In that case,' said The Irishman, "why didn't it say something before I put it in The oven?'
2 Two Irishmen are sitting in a pub:
'Wasn't it tragic about my brother Michael?,' moaned O'Sullivan. 'It was the Women and whiskey that killed him.' 'Is that so?' sympathised O'Toole. 'Yes, he couldn't get either so he hung himself!'
heres the famous KERRYMAN jokes...-Have you heard about the two Kerrymen who hi-jacked a submarine?
They demanded half a million pounds ransom and two parachutes.- What are Kerry nurses famous for?
Waking patients up to take their sleeping tablets.- Did you hear about the Kerryman who saw a notice reading:-'Man Wanted For Robbery and Murder'
He went in and applied for the job.- A Kerryman stated in his will that he wished to be buried at sea. Three of his friends drowned, digging the grave.- What do you call a Kerryman under a wheelbarrow?
A mechanic.etc.................................
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