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Virgin Joke - 3/18/2008 9:26:55 PM   
LioninDiguise


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The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *
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RE: Virgin Joke - 3/18/2008 10:27:19 PM   
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Oh, good one!!! got a belly laugh out of me!

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RE: Virgin Joke - 3/19/2008 3:16:15 AM   
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lol. ^_^

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RE: Virgin Joke - 3/19/2008 5:06:15 AM   
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LOL I heard that one before!

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RE: Virgin Joke - 3/19/2008 5:10:24 AM   
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very cute!

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RE: Virgin Joke - 3/19/2008 10:34:12 AM   
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Hah! I wasn't expecting that one...

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RE: Virgin Joke - 3/19/2008 8:55:08 PM   
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I think I woulda passed out, or somehow made my escape.

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RE: Virgin Joke - 4/7/2008 8:31:32 PM   
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wow that sounds like my type of luck

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RE: Virgin Joke - 4/7/2008 9:41:41 PM   
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I'm sure he was a responsible father who kept tabs on his daughter's facebook page and already saw the "in a relationship" status, at which point he followed the links and saw photos. Full points to the dad for keeping a straight face for the whole hour the kid was in the store.

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