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Disclaimer - 3/20/2008 8:13:23 AM   
Stephann


Posts: 4214
Joined: 12/27/2006
From: Portland, OR
Status: offline 		Usual caveats apply.  This is just my opinion; it's probably not right for you, so stop reading it already.  It is not intended for training, application, practice, or any other use.  It was probably just a typing exercise on my part, and anything foolish you do to yourselves or someone you love based on these thoughts, is entirely your own idiot fault.  Stop reading now before the gnomes infest your brain, as these activities are performed by trained fools.

Also, I have no gender bias.  I use the word 'he' because it's shorter than the word 'she.'  I'm also a male dominant, and when I'm writing, it's from my clearly egocentric male dominant perspective where all women should be mewling, hungry, crawling, worthless, wanton beasts at my beck and call.  Yes that includes shuttling beer and steak to and fro clad in the most scantily fashion for my own amusement.  If that's not your cuppa joe, go crawl back into the miserable hovel of a pit you dwell within and continue screaming at the sun, for I aint got no compassion for ya.

Brought to you by the letters "F", "U", and the number 0.

Stephan


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"The blade itself incites to violence" - Homer

Men: Find a Woman here
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RE: Disclaimer - 3/20/2008 8:19:11 AM   
beargonewild


Posts: 22716
Joined: 5/7/2007
Status: offline 		ROFL  please warn us the next time, just lost a mouthful of coffee all over my moniter!

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Do Not Rile da Chosen Bear

Promiscuous boy you already know
That I’m all yours what you waiting for?

Resident MANWHORE ~1000 Bear pts~

10 NZ points
Whips~n~Cuffs

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RE: Disclaimer - 3/20/2008 8:26:27 AM   
GreedyTop


Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		DAMMIT!!  I insist that posts like this come with BIG RED WARNING LABELS!!!

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polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

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RE: Disclaimer - 3/20/2008 8:28:22 AM   
kittinSol


Posts: 16926
Status: offline 		Damnation, I didn't get it  .

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RE: Disclaimer - 3/20/2008 9:08:35 AM   
Stephann


Posts: 4214
Joined: 12/27/2006
From: Portland, OR
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Damnation, I didn't get it  .


KS,

It's intended to be read, before any of my longer posts.

And Greedy, this is the warning label!

Stephan


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Nosce Te Ipsum

"The blade itself incites to violence" - Homer

Men: Find a Woman here

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RE: Disclaimer - 3/20/2008 9:10:14 AM   
GreedyTop


Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		Stephann? then do it in RED, then! *snickers*

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polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

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RE: Disclaimer - 3/20/2008 9:14:06 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


Posts: 5824
Status: offline 		stephan is bi!!!! 

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I am flawed.
Imperfect.
MUST SPANK!!!
SPAAAAAAAANK!!!

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RE: Disclaimer - 6/24/2008 4:29:50 PM   
darchChylde


Posts: 5279
Joined: 9/28/2006
From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
Status: offline 		i've been using my own disclaimer for a few years now, generally stated or posted when i am chatting or posting about marijauna usage.

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For anyone who's really interested and representing any County, City, State, Or National agency; I have prepared the following official statement.

"I do not promote or condone the cultivation, processing, sale, distribution or use of marijuana or any marijuana related product"

SO PUFF PUFF PASS MOTHER*CKER


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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Disclaimer - 6/24/2008 4:35:26 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


Posts: 5824
Status: offline 		1)i may bite you without notice.
2)if i touch you..you will become gay...yes its contagious.
3)im a freak...watch my new profile video for proof..wooo...scary...muahaha and be prepared to vomit.
4)im a sub...with less than 6 grams of fat.
5)must flog me on regular basis to keep my ass red and tits purple.
6)must provide me with diet pepsi and pizza on short notice.
7)if you mess up my hair i will go all typhoid faery on you!!!!
8)i may be a sub...but im a brat.
9)i see and hear dead people.
10)refer to #1


11)post your own disclaimer in this thread.


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I did not reply to your cmail.
I am flawed.
Imperfect.
MUST SPANK!!!
SPAAAAAAAANK!!!

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RE: Disclaimer - 6/24/2008 5:20:43 PM   
everhope


Posts: 2179
Joined: 8/19/2007
Status: offline 		my disclaimer reads:
 
warning, the thoughts, opinions, and feelings expressed  in my posts have most likely come from hours of navel gazing.


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may we all find our bliss

Resident VWB

We all die.
The goal isn't to live forever.
The goal is to create something that will.






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RE: Disclaimer - 6/24/2008 5:23:11 PM   
lusciouslips19


Posts: 9792
Joined: 9/8/2007
Status: offline 		Warning: May be habit forming.

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Original Pimpette,
Keeper of Original Home Flag and Fire of Mr. Lance Hughes
Charter member of Lance's Fag Hags,
Member of the Subbie Mafia
Princess of typos and it's my prerogative

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RE: Disclaimer - 6/24/2008 11:09:03 PM   
KMsAngel


Posts: 17415
Joined: 4/13/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Warning: May be habit forming.


luscious, are you trying to get rs and cjan all over you???

they really really like habits. black and white ones especially

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20 fluffy points!

flightless cherub


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RE: Disclaimer - 6/25/2008 3:32:38 AM   
JulieorSarah


Posts: 552
Joined: 8/25/2007
Status: offline 		The values i express in public have nothing to do with my behaviour in private !

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RE: Disclaimer - 6/25/2008 6:54:26 AM   
parttimehotty


Posts: 4002
Joined: 11/19/2007
From: Virginville
Status: offline 		Contents are HOT

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Resident Virgin
Official Mommy of Jolly & Jilly

Nobody is 'dead' until nobody remembers them
http://www.chkittyclub.com/pages/home.html
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3&ThirdPartyClicks=ThankYouCar

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RE: Disclaimer - 6/27/2008 4:49:10 PM   
lusciouslips19


Posts: 9792
Joined: 9/8/2007
Status: offline 		Do not try this at home!

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Original Pimpette,
Keeper of Original Home Flag and Fire of Mr. Lance Hughes
Charter member of Lance's Fag Hags,
Member of the Subbie Mafia
Princess of typos and it's my prerogative

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RE: Disclaimer - 6/27/2008 4:50:40 PM   
lusciouslips19


Posts: 9792
Joined: 9/8/2007
Status: offline 		100% certified Prime Angus Beef.

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Original Pimpette,
Keeper of Original Home Flag and Fire of Mr. Lance Hughes
Charter member of Lance's Fag Hags,
Member of the Subbie Mafia
Princess of typos and it's my prerogative

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RE: Disclaimer - 6/27/2008 4:51:44 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


Posts: 5824
Status: offline 		100% natural prime angus boobies

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I did not reply to your cmail.
I am flawed.
Imperfect.
MUST SPANK!!!
SPAAAAAAAANK!!!

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RE: Disclaimer - 6/27/2008 4:54:39 PM   
fluffyswitch


Posts: 1108
Joined: 9/29/2007
From: Buffalo
Status: offline 		one of those big black label boxes that they put on cds:

warning: contains large amounts of profanity

and

warning: adult content


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“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” churchill

the first rule of fluff club is that you don't talk about fluff club!

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RE: Disclaimer - 6/27/2008 5:15:44 PM   
Raechard


Posts: 3513
Joined: 3/10/2007
From: S.E. London U.K.
Status: offline 		Where is the fun of a warning label? Like them up arrows where you open the box to find the TV upside down it was always going to happen like that because the arrows could be pointed to the direction to put the box down in rather than up in, only expert box openers would know from errm experience,

 ^  ^
/|\/|\
 |  | .

< Message edited by Raechard -- 6/27/2008 5:16:34 PM >

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えへまにんへえや
Nobody wants to listen to the same song over and over again!

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RE: Disclaimer - 6/27/2008 5:50:43 PM   
candystripper


Posts: 3486
Joined: 11/1/2005
Status: offline 		Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you. (On a motorcycle rear-view mirror.)
 
candystripper

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