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dedicated to the older man, funny! - 3/20/2008 11:06:23 AM

BBWnNC72

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SKINNY DIPPING
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. The farm had a large pond in the back, properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some peaches. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies Swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Some old men can still think fast.

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RE: dedicated to the older man, funny! - 3/20/2008 12:54:28 PM

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giggle* i love this joke.. old but good..

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RE: dedicated to the older man, funny! - 3/23/2008 10:01:06 PM

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I used to work at an outdoor nursey, we sold pond plants and fish as well-- I walked out to the hyacinth tank in time to see some chick reachin in and grabin a few... I casually strolled up to her and asked he if she needed any help- she said no, but she swore she could see something moving (probably the goldfish) to which I replied, yeah, probly just the leaches. She yanked her hand out and lept back so quick she knocked her companion ass over teakettle and I couldn't stop laughing long enough to help her up!

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RE: dedicated to the older man, funny! - 4/7/2008 8:02:44 PM

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some old people are quite quick in their wit

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