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Older Moms - 3/21/2008 5:29:58 AM

Nexo

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MY FRIEND GAVE BIRTH AT 65!

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

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RE: Older Moms - 3/21/2008 7:36:58 AM

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LOLOL

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RE: Older Moms - 3/21/2008 7:55:15 AM

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Thats to funny.............

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RE: Older Moms - 3/21/2008 1:49:41 PM

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RE: Older Moms - 3/21/2008 2:35:47 PM

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LOL, not bad Nexo.

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RE: Older Moms - 3/21/2008 8:21:19 PM

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haha that has my mother written all over it

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RE: Older Moms - 3/22/2008 8:29:17 AM

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Funny, but frightening.

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RE: Older Moms - 3/22/2008 10:14:57 AM

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LOL, that was funny!

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RE: Older Moms - 3/22/2008 11:59:23 AM

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My ex could have done that in her 20's.

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RE: Older Moms - 3/23/2008 9:41:01 PM

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No shit, i forgot my kid at the grocery store- he was 5 weeks old and I was so tired I loaded up all the groceries, lugged them to my car and it wasn't till i dropped a jar of formula on my foot did I remember he wasnt with me.... I'm so bad!

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RE: Older Moms - 4/7/2008 8:07:22 PM

TorinFalta

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wow i know some 20+ year olds who are like that

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