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How to end the war in Iraq - 3/21/2008 9:32:16 AM

GreedyTop

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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Tennessee, Louisiana, Texas and West Virginia boys will be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

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RE: How to end the war in Iraq - 3/21/2008 2:39:52 PM

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Good one Greedy

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RE: How to end the war in Iraq - 3/21/2008 3:22:09 PM

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*Lacing up his boots*

When we shipping off, Sir?!

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RE: How to end the war in Iraq - 3/21/2008 4:24:17 PM

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Put a company of Marines on one border, tell them there are 4 kegs and 20 cases of beer on the opposite border and only enough ice to keep it cold for a week. Then don't get in the way!!