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GreedyTop -> OUCH (3/21/2008 9:36:13 AM)
A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling. The barmaid went to the bathroom to check on him. ''Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers.'' ''Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!'' ''Sir, please get off the mop bucket.''

parttimehotty -> RE: OUCH (3/21/2008 12:30:45 PM)
[sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif] Lol!!!

darchChylde -> RE: OUCH (3/21/2008 3:24:45 PM)
Thanks for waiting till after to tell me, DAMMIT!!! Oh yeah, sorry about the mop.

AMaster -> RE: OUCH (3/22/2008 8:33:19 AM)
Running out of the good ones? [;)]

GreedyTop -> RE: OUCH (3/22/2008 9:13:28 AM)
[8D][8D][8D]

HypnoticDan -> RE: OUCH (3/22/2008 9:56:10 AM)
Wait... if this is the mop bucket, what did I use to wipe the floor earlier?

Termyn8or -> RE: OUCH (3/22/2008 10:05:55 AM)
Nice try Dan, but ........ This joke doesn't really work for me because I stand up before I flush, the flipside of that is why ? Perhaps there was an incident so terrible my mind has blotted it out. Ever see the leverage of those things ? I mean that mop is almost dry when it comes out. Now you've done it, I just though of an old saying, "tit in the wringer". That in and of itself is OK, but I envisioned it. Thank you very fucking much ! T

Saratov -> RE: OUCH (3/22/2008 12:03:46 PM)
There's a reason the wringers on the old washing machines were called a 'mangle'. [sm=hewah.gif]

angelbluewingsz -> RE: OUCH (3/23/2008 9:38:52 PM)
while visions of foreplay dance in my head....

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