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ResidentSadist -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (5/12/2008 3:23:48 AM)
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I will put on my announcers voice, point at my own face as if I am product, referring to self in third person and roll video like a bad used car commercial. I am going to script a commercial eventually using some condensed text from this old ad:
NEW & IMPROVED
He's much better than ever before. Over 20 years of research went in to developing him! There has never been a better time to get yourself a Resident Sadist! Whether it's his talents in the dungeon, bedroom or his snappy way of dressing, charming smile and wonderful personality, you will be amazed at his new abilities! You and your friends will be much better off with your Resident Sadist today!
FASHIONABLE
If you follow the latest styles, dungeon wear fashions, new modes of "play" or noticed the new higher quality of web sites in the Florida BDSM communities, you will find Resident Sadist at the heart of it. Resident Sadist is very active in contributing to his local BDSM communities. From donating web site construction and hosting to simply helping throw the wildest dungeon parties around, Resident Sadist is the best!
LIMITED SUPPLY
Hurry, there's only one left! But don't worry, he's poly and has been known to fully service several slaves at a time. There is plenty to go around so get yours now. Resident Sadist is good for you, guaranteed*!
*Guarantee is limited to return of unopened and unused sadists only. Results may vary with use over time. Normal wear and tear can be expected to reduce overall capacity of sadist. These statements have not been examined by the FTC. Void where prohibited.
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