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TOO FUNNY - 3/22/2008 9:59:14 AM   
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Tillie - Maude - Gertrude  ................................. 








Three old ladies and their dogs

were sitting on a park bench

having a quiet conversation

when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies,

stood right in front of them

and opened his trench coat...



  Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

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RE: TOO FUNNY - 3/22/2008 11:46:02 AM   
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RE: TOO FUNNY - 3/22/2008 1:16:37 PM   
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**groan**  LOL

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RE: TOO FUNNY - 3/22/2008 1:37:53 PM   
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Heh-heh, cute.

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RE: TOO FUNNY - 3/22/2008 5:42:53 PM   
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if Im ever that feeble, I wanna be dead!!!!!!!!!!!!I wanna be one of those grannies goin to strip shows when Im 90 offering to take me teeth out for the lads.
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RE: TOO FUNNY - 3/23/2008 9:37:29 PM   
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