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coming out of the shower, er, closet - 3/23/2008 12:30:18 PM

chaosforge

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Well, my Mate and i went down to my family's land to construct a retaining tye wall. Okay, it was all Him, He's strong, i'm frail in the sun, and my family is old and broken.

   Coming out of the shower that secund night, i saw a nasty tic latched beside my right breast, and my mother was near by so i asked her assistance to make sure it was removed head and all. Without thinking i asked that she also check my hair line, at the back of my skull to make sure the tic had no friends. She turned and i quickly grabbed the small lock in back of my collar and pulled it to the front hoping she might not see it. But i wasn't fast enough.

   "I'm dealing with the front of that," she, 43y/o, said, then gave a thoughtful expression, ",but isn't it dangerous to have it locked on?"

    To which i, 23y/o, smiled, "Well, one can fit two fingers between it and my neck, and in an emergency, it can be cut,"

    With an almost pained look she continued, "But what if you go running in the woods and get it caught on something?"

    i could only fight laughter at this time, or the impulse to say, "If that happens i'll bark for help,"

                      -just phoenix, after an amusing week end.

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RE: coming out of the shower, er, closet - 3/23/2008 12:38:26 PM

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LMAO!! tooo funny!

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RE: coming out of the shower, er, closet - 3/23/2008 1:27:39 PM

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That is funny, and such a good come back.

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RE: coming out of the shower, er, closet - 3/23/2008 1:50:25 PM

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to make matter wrost, the next day i had an itch on my neck. i scratched, and the three rings chimed as does a pet's collar when scratching their necks. Master laughed when i told him, and said i should have used my foot

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RE: coming out of the shower, er, closet - 3/23/2008 1:58:38 PM

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LMAO!! !

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RE: coming out of the shower, er, closet - 3/23/2008 3:08:50 PM

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good come back

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RE: coming out of the shower, er, closet - 3/23/2008 9:02:02 PM

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