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tsatske -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/24/2008 11:25:50 AM)
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In the South when someone is stupid we just tell them "bless your little heart". That means your an idiot. [:D]
Joke, if some mod doesn't like it they can move it to the humor forum, but it fits here. (and, besides, I have never, ever been slapped by a moderator yet. A girl can get to feeling unloved, you know.)
These two Southern women are sitting side by side on the front porch of the older ladies house, sitting in rocking chairs, fanning in the spring heat and sipping sweet tea. The older lady holds up her hand and say, 'My Beufort got me this beautiful, 3 carat diamond ring for Valentines Day."
The younger women fans herself and says, 'Well, now, ain't that nice'
The older woman holds out her arm and says, 'My Beufort got me this 5 carat pink ice diamond tennis bracelet for my Birthday.'
The younger women fans herself and says, 'Well, now, ain't that nice'
The older Belle says, 'Do you know that my Beufort got me a full length mink for Christmas?'
The younger women fans herself and says, 'Well, now, ain't that nice'
The older Belle points out to the driveway and says, 'My Beaufort just did buy me that brand new Jaguar out there, for our anniversery.'
The younger women fans herself and says, 'Well, now, ain't that nice'
The older says, 'You are newlyweds. What your husband give you?
The younger Belle says, 'Well, now, for our Engagement gift, he sent me all the way to Switzerland, to attend finishing school.'
The older woman says, 'Finishing school? I never heard of such a thing. What do you do at a Finishing school?'
Younger Belle says, 'You learn to say 'Well, now, ain't that nice', instead of, 'Who gives a flying fuck?'
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