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joke with morals - aunt Karen - 3/23/2008 8:59:29 PM   
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Aunt Karen...
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot
in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and
then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."
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RE: joke with morals - aunt Karen - 3/23/2008 9:03:34 PM   
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LMAO, I like it.

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RE: joke with morals - aunt Karen - 3/31/2008 10:00:31 AM   
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come on people... this was funny!

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RE: joke with morals - aunt Karen - 3/31/2008 10:24:00 AM   
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LOL yep I like that one tooo


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RE: joke with morals - aunt Karen - 3/31/2008 1:48:59 PM   
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*chuckles* sounds like my female buddy who is over there now. I am a big strong girl.. but she is one woman I would not want to be on the wrong side of.

She was one of my drinkin buddies before she got shipped out.

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RE: joke with morals - aunt Karen - 4/1/2008 6:25:40 AM   
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I'm going to send this to my sister. Her name is Karen, so to the 3 million neices and nephews my family provides, SHE is Aunt Karen. hehe.

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RE: joke with morals - aunt Karen - 4/1/2008 8:38:51 AM   
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another funny one , thank you

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RE: joke with morals - aunt Karen - 4/1/2008 9:45:00 AM   
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The first time this one rolled around I had to tell my sister, who's name is Karen. A long time ago she went off in a bar and threw a bottle at a very large mirror, they are still looking for her.

She did quit drinking, which is OK because she is very unlikely to wind up in Iraq. Oh, and those who wish to free Tibet, just send her over there with a couple of bottles. The Chinese won't want Tibet when she gets through with it.

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