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angelbluewingsz -> Always wear clean undies! (3/23/2008 10:05:15 PM)


Subject: ALWAYS...ALWAYS WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR.



UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! 
If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a 
tray, because you are dead. 

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under 
your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of 
a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their 
car break down in the parking lot. 



The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the 
car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people 
near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs 
protruding from under the chassis. 

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private 
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she 
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and 
tucked everything back into place. 

 She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She 
looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had 
been standing idly by. 

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. 




Sirandlil1 -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (3/24/2008 7:14:10 AM)

LOL




GreedyTop -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (3/24/2008 7:19:29 AM)

LMAO!!




MissMorrigan -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (3/24/2008 8:03:54 AM)

Hahahaha that was damn funny!

Reminds me of when I was going through my rebellious punk phase and was getting ready to go out to a friend's party. Horror struck as I found no clean undies, the laundry hadn't been done. The only pair I could find were my mother's - purple with little legs in them. Wearing jeans over them I was confident no one would know my shame. That was until I got drunk and two friends carried me home. My mother helped wrestle me upstairs to the bedroom and then decided, with my friends still present, to UNDRESS me! I remember clutching onto my jeans for dear life, highlighting my disgust at such an indignity. One by one my fingers were prised off my jeans and down they came - followed by two loud gasps from my friends. I never did live it down and my carefully manufactured image of anarchistic non-conformity was eradicated all in that one action. I did try to pass it off in the ensuing days as a fashion statement, but my friends were having none of it!  




GreedyTop -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (3/24/2008 8:42:12 AM)

LMAO, MIssM!!




angelbluewingsz -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (3/24/2008 9:05:02 AM)

LOL Miss!




MontrealPhoenix -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (3/24/2008 9:16:59 AM)

I think the message is more "look before you touch" than always wear clean undies, lmao...

Phoenix




MissMorrigan -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (3/24/2008 10:00:33 AM)

To this day, Greedy, I remain haunted by that humiliating experience. I need solace, it would help me enormously if I were able to introduce you to my dungeon and have my wicked way with you  [:D]

Every time I see an item of underwear coloured a vivid purple I get a flashback - most unpleasant!
quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
LMAO, MIssM!!




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (3/24/2008 10:04:20 AM)

What in the hell does clean panties do for you when you are stretched out on a table in an emergency in most case you probably messed in them when you had that big car smash up and yes my mom always told the girls that but never us boys...




MissMorrigan -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (3/24/2008 10:05:33 AM)

A good woman should always have clean undies... it was drummed into me from an early age:

"Fireman's lift" - I've had a couple of those - thank goodness I wasn't wearing ANY!

"You might need a doctor to examine you" - Strangely enough, Doctors aren't turned on by my Sloggis no matter how white they are!

"Good girls always wear clean knickers" - I've got a one-way ticket to Hades!

"A man will be more inclined to marry you if you wear clean underwear always" - I beat the odds!

No kidding! Thanks mother!
quote:

ORIGINAL: angelbluewingsz
LOL Miss!




BlackPhx -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (3/25/2008 8:28:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

What in the hell does clean panties do for you when you are stretched out on a table in an emergency in most case you probably messed in them when you had that big car smash up and yes my mom always told the girls that but never us boys...


True enough..how did that line go? First you say it...then you do it!!!

poenkitten




GreedyTop -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (3/25/2008 8:32:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

To this day, Greedy, I remain haunted by that humiliating experience. I need solace, it would help me enormously if I were able to introduce you to my dungeon and have my wicked way with you  [:D]

Every time I see an item of underwear coloured a vivid purple I get a flashback - most unpleasant!
quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
LMAO, MIssM!!



well, damn, Miss M.. too bad Brighton is so far from the places I'll be next week..

:(




TorinFalta -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (4/7/2008 7:36:04 PM)

lmao




lalbobbilynn -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (4/7/2008 7:39:56 PM)

LMAO, cute story! Was laughing so hard, made a typo!!! [:D] 




Luciferica -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (4/7/2008 8:04:48 PM)

lol, that was cute




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Always wear clean undies! (4/7/2008 8:08:40 PM)

When Fox was in his car wreck, he was wearing something by request. We can add always wear gender appropriate clean undies to the list?
He said the only thing that kept running through his head was "Oh my goodness, I was in a car wreck. And I am wearing panties. Oh my goodness"

DV




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