GiantSteps
Posts: 61
Joined: 3/23/2008 From: Nigh Philadelphia Status: offline
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Personal opinion, PAsharky, but isn't half the fun of this in the "gotcha!" factor? Springing it on you when you're neither aware or prepared? That being said, a few off the top: 1) Dog you out. Eat off the floor, piss in a sandbox or a combination of newspaper and adult diaper pads, sleep on the floor, be ignored until called, etc. and so forth. Exclude you (temporarily) from the human race. 2) If you're feeling brave and fearless, any combination of these, webcast. Hell, make it a weekly series. 3) Dress you in a tutu and have you a walk - or toe dance - around the park. 4) Sit you at a bus stop and have you introduce yourself as a miserable worm to all the friendly commuters. As you noted, the whole humiliation thing is based on your hot buttons and squicks. So YMMV.
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