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AquaticSub -> Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:29:16 PM)

So... I've been wondering (the product of late late late nights and too much Red Bull) why is it always the doms/masters complaining about the subs/slaves in the Ask A Master forum? Why doesn't anyone ever complain about the masters/dominants/mistresses/whatever in the Ask a Sub/Slave forum?

I suggest a riot and drive them out!

(And yes - this was posted in the random stupidity section deliberately. Anyone who posts taking this seriously will receive dancing bananas...)




beargonewild -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:34:23 PM)

snarkiness?
elitism?
crankiness?

Ok, where's my dancing bananas?  lol.




AquaticSub -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:38:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

snarkiness?
elitism?
crankiness?

Ok, where's my dancing bananas?  lol.



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Edited cause the damn thing sent too soon...




christine1 -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:41:40 PM)

my question is, where are we going to drive them to? 




sunshinemiss -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:43:18 PM)

ummmm, cause they have all the weapons - I mean toys?  and the ability to use them? 

*opens my closet and starts looking about for my Domme boots...

bowling ball, last year's famer's almanac, broken chair (i gotta get that fixed), sweater I shrunk in the washing machine, dictionary, christmas stocking, cowboy hat (that's where that went!), badminton set, Bad Girl's Guide to Everything (tucks that in my pocket).... dang i can't find my Domme boots.

sorry darling... no rioting for me today.  sigh.




AquaticSub -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:43:54 PM)

You know, I hadn't thought about that. Arizona? Or maybe we could put them on a ship to Europe so they can attend the Old Houses of Dominance and learn better than to post where submissives and slaves do. [;)]




sunshinemiss -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:44:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

my question is, where are we going to drive them to? 


drive them crazy... drive them insane... drive them wild... drive them nuts... drive them desperate with desire...

you know... drive them...




AquaticSub -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:45:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

ummmm, cause they have all the weapons - I mean toys?  and the ability to use them? 


Well, they don't have all the weapons. I'm sure I'm not the only sub/slave/whatever who has their own weapon collection. Although you can always borrow a pair of my boots! *has a weakness for "domme" boots*




christine1 -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:47:44 PM)

dang it sunshine!  i always keep my domme boots buried in the backyard for just these occasions...(they always give me blisters though!)

Aquaticsub, i think it might be time to get the VW Bus gassed up...time to see how many doms we can squeeze into one on the way to AZ or the nearest port!   (i'm so sorry, but i'm cackling at the visuals going on in my head at the moment of some our more illustrious CM doms in this situation!)




sunshinemiss -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:49:31 PM)

Ohh  thanks for the boots... pretty!!

Can I set 10 of them up in triangular formation and just roll the bowling ball and yell strike?




OmegaG -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:51:08 PM)

because we're less bitchy by nature?  [sm=biggrin.gif]




AquaticSub -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:51:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

(i'm so sorry, but i'm cackling at the visuals going on in my head at the moment of some our more illustrious CM doms in this situation!)


Isn't it delightful? We could load them up, give them a limit of how many toybags to take.


(Really, I love our wonderful CM doms. But the image is too good!)




AquaticSub -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:52:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Ohh  thanks for the boots... pretty!!

Can I set 10 of them up in triangular formation and just roll the bowling ball and yell strike?


We could totally do that with the old boots. We'd have to stuff them so they stand up straight though.




hopelessfool -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:53:18 PM)

Have you ever thwacked someone or been thwacked upside the head/bottom/back. With any type of vibrator? It HURTS... A lot... More then any paddling or belting I can remember getting. Us subbies have some pretty painful weapons, that is if your allowed to get to said toys.




beargonewild -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:53:36 PM)

WOOHOO I got the dancing BANANAS!!!!

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AquaticSub -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:54:55 PM)

That reminds me of when some friends of mine were making fun of male and female ballerinas. I advised them to stop. Toe-shoes are so weapons!




christine1 -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:56:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

Have you ever thwacked someone or been thwacked upside the head/bottom/back. With any type of vibrator? It HURTS... A lot... More then any paddling or belting I can remember getting. Us subbies have some pretty painful weapons, that is if your allowed to get to said toys.


you're kidding right?  i have a whole gigantic suitcase stuffed to the gills with such weapons!




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:56:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

ummmm, cause they have all the weapons - I mean toys?  and the ability to use them? 

*opens my closet and starts looking about for my Domme boots...

bowling ball, last year's famer's almanac, broken chair (i gotta get that fixed), sweater I shrunk in the washing machine, dictionary, christmas stocking, cowboy hat (that's where that went!), badminton set, Bad Girl's Guide to Everything (tucks that in my pocket).... dang i can't find my Domme boots.

sorry darling... no rioting for me today.  sigh.


Nope, can't find my domme boots either, sunshinemiss... *giggles*




Level -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:57:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OmegaG

because we're less bitchy by nature?  [sm=biggrin.gif]


[8|]




christine1 -> RE: Why is it always sub/slaves out of the master forum? (3/24/2008 5:57:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Ohh  thanks for the boots... pretty!!

Can I set 10 of them up in triangular formation and just roll the bowling ball and yell strike?


We could totally do that with the old boots. We'd have to stuff them so they stand up straight though.


you were talking about setting boots up?  i thought you were talking about setting the doms up....someone just smack me now.

i truly adore our CM doms i promise!




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