RE: Hullo muddah, hullo faddah. Here I am at...

WELCOME ALL TO CAMP SPANKE-ME-LOTTA

Here at Camp we strive to be kind to all and so all subs willing to kneel under the sinks for oral service while the Men shave and the Women Prep, please report to Councelor Cali for Proper Blow job Technique.

The water & swimming lessons will be administered by Councelor Lumus and todays lessons will be as follows:

12:00 Noon - Underwater Oral Sex

1:00 - Swimming Lessons

3:00 - Underwater Anal Sex

5:00 - Water House Orgies and Hygiene

Councelor Subtee will be at the Ceremony Pit teaching proper Fire Techniques. Note Please bring your own Fire Extinguisher, as most will be laughing hard when you set yourself on fire accidently and you may need to put yourself out.

Councelor Bear will be teaching the Finer art of Cubbing and Body Hair Grooming. Remember it is okay to be Hairy, it is NOT okay to leave it ungroomed. Any Bears or Cubs or people you may think they are bears or cubs or if you don;t knwo what a Bear or a cub is again See Bear.

An additional Note: What happens in Bears Camp Stays in Bears Camp!!!

Councelor Steel will be teaching the following classes and have the following openings

10:00 AM - Nude Bad Mitten

*Need of a Shuttlecock girl

12 Noon - Labial Clamp Arts and Crafts

* Bring all you old Gem Stones cause if you have a clit that is clamped why not make it look fantastic at the same time?

2:00 PM - Sexual Access Bondage

*In need of two girls and two boys to volunteer must be open to extreme sexual contact and maintain cramped positions for extended periods of time

5:00 PM - Masochism Tango

* Yes done to the song, Steel will be teaching the Dance and Domme's are Encouraged to Bring thier own bottom and another for a friend. Male subs and Pain Pigs are encouraged to show up without inhibitions and sign the release waiver.

One Last thing Campers:

Dinner will be served at 8:00 in the Main Hall and we will be doing it Buffet Style, so any Male or female subs who are interested in being used as Table we will be having Sushi and for those who aren't into it we have a fresh selection of Fruits and Vegtables.

We only ask that you wait till every one is done eating before you use the Sushi Ginger for Figging and For god sakes make sure NO ONE ELSE WANTS CUCUMBER Before it disapears inside one of the tables.

And as always at Camp Spank-Me-Lotta we pride ourselves on being the best at whatever we do so remember campers

Practice- Practice- Practice

MORNING CAMP SPANKE-ME-LOTTA CAMPERS

After Yesterday Mornings events Councelor Cali will no longer be allowed to instruct campes on proper blowjob techniques as only 10 people got showers yesterday cause no one left the bathroom the entire day. All Morning activities will now be held AFTER Morning showers..

Swimming lessons administered by Councelor Lumus will not be subject to a previous knowledge of swimming as 17 campers nearly drown during the Underwater Oral Sex Lesson and 3 campers DID Drown from the Under water Anal Sex lessons. Todays lessons are as follow:

12:00 Noon - Underwater Oral Sex Cancelled (Water Saftey will be taught instead)

1:00 - Swimming Lessons

3:00 - Beach Sex - How to keep sand out of your ass crack

5:00 - CPR Lessons (Tongue Use is Prohibbited)

Councelor Subtee Will be showing proper DeepThroating Thechique along with Councelor Cali again we only ask that if you sign up for this class that you do not sign up for any other as we doubt anyone will show up to other commitments..

Councelor Bear will graciously be teaching how to keep your wallet, keys, and handcuffs safe and secure while wearing nothing but a Speedo and a Captains Hat.

Councelor Steel Has been placed on the Injured list after a freak accident involving a shuttlecock and a Bound sub and an overly agressive Domina. We wish to remind everyone that Steels safe word is "Pizza" and when he says it there is something seriously wrong. He will be out for 6 days as the stiches heal and under no circumstances should anyone say the word "Shuttlecock" to him ever again

One Last thing Campers:

Dinner will be served at 8:00 in the Main Hall again and tonight we will be having BBQ Ribs. Towel Boys and Wet Napkin Girls are needed. For this meal however we will not be needing many as due to a practical joke involving Highly Consentrated Liquid Viagra and the Fruit Punch most of the Males are unable to leave thier cabins and tents.

Any Information on who was responsible for this joke you are asked to let us know in a non-chalant way as to protect the person responsible from backlash.

I know Many of the men are asking to let them see the long hand of thier work first hand.

Oh and Poison Ivy is NOT a good Idea for Sensation play.

Enjoy your day Campers.