Just cause I had WAY too much time on my hands.
WELCOME ALL TO CAMP SPANKE-ME-LOTTA Here at Camp we strive to be kind to all and so all subs willing to kneel under the sinks for oral service while the Men shave and the Women Prep, please report to Councelor Cali for Proper Blow job Technique. The water & swimming lessons will be administered by Councelor Lumus and todays lessons will be as follows: 12:00 Noon - Underwater Oral Sex 1:00 - Swimming Lessons 3:00 - Underwater Anal Sex 5:00 - Water House Orgies and Hygiene Councelor Subtee will be at the Ceremony Pit teaching proper Fire Techniques. Note Please bring your own Fire Extinguisher, as most will be laughing hard when you set yourself on fire accidently and you may need to put yourself out. Councelor Bear will be teaching the Finer art of Cubbing and Body Hair Grooming. Remember it is okay to be Hairy, it is NOT okay to leave it ungroomed. Any Bears or Cubs or people you may think they are bears or cubs or if you don;t knwo what a Bear or a cub is again See Bear. An additional Note: What happens in Bears Camp Stays in Bears Camp!!! Councelor Steel will be teaching the following classes and have the following openings 10:00 AM - Nude Bad Mitten *Need of a Shuttlecock girl 12 Noon - Labial Clamp Arts and Crafts * Bring all you old Gem Stones cause if you have a clit that is clamped why not make it look fantastic at the same time? 2:00 PM - Sexual Access Bondage *In need of two girls and two boys to volunteer must be open to extreme sexual contact and maintain cramped positions for extended periods of time 5:00 PM - Masochism Tango * Yes done to the song, Steel will be teaching the Dance and Domme's are Encouraged to Bring thier own bottom and another for a friend. Male subs and Pain Pigs are encouraged to show up without inhibitions and sign the release waiver. One Last thing Campers: Dinner will be served at 8:00 in the Main Hall and we will be doing it Buffet Style, so any Male or female subs who are interested in being used as Table we will be having Sushi and for those who aren't into it we have a fresh selection of Fruits and Vegtables. We only ask that you wait till every one is done eating before you use the Sushi Ginger for Figging and For god sakes make sure NO ONE ELSE WANTS CUCUMBER Before it disapears inside one of the tables. And as always at Camp Spank-Me-Lotta we pride ourselves on being the best at whatever we do so remember campers Practice- Practice- Practice
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