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The husband store... - 3/25/2008 2:41:40 PM   
mslecuir


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And now for something you'll really like...A Husband Store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.  
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:  
 
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!  
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.  
You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to got up  
to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the  
building!  
 
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.  
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These Men Have  
Jobs.  
 
The 2nd floor sign reads:  Floor 2 - These Men Have Jobs and Love Kids.  
 
The 3rd floor sign reads:  Floor 3 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids and  
are Extremely Good Looking.  
 
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.  
 
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:  Floor 4 - These Men Have  
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.  
 
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"  
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:  Floor 5 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help With Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.  
 
She is so tempted to stay and make a choice, but instead she goes on up to  
the 6th floor and the sign reads:  Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.  There are no men on this floor.  This floor exists solely as  
proof that women are impossible to please.  
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.>  
 
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.  When men go to choose a wife they are faced with the same instructions posted at the entrance of the Husband Store.  
 
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.  
 
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.  
 
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

 
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RE: The husband store... - 3/25/2008 4:07:57 PM   
Sirandlil1


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It is a wonder any guy ever got to the second floor

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RE: The husband store... - 3/25/2008 7:11:20 PM   
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LOL.....Loved it!!

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RE: The husband store... - 3/25/2008 10:02:41 PM   
SirRober


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Just shows that men are usually easy to please.

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RE: The husband store... - 3/27/2008 2:40:28 PM   
nwcutie102


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love it! each of us can wonder if we would continue to go up a floor, truth in jest!

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RE: The husband store... - 3/27/2008 4:57:11 PM   
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I tried the third floor.  They love to cook and clean.  ...what, did you think that was implicit in the first two floors?  Hahahaha... wow are YOU in for a surprise.

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RE: The husband store... - 3/29/2008 6:31:16 PM   
angelbluewingsz


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Nay, I say Nay! I myself am so easily pleased that I am finished before you have begun...

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RE: The husband store... - 4/9/2008 4:40:33 AM   
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I love it,its true!

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