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RealityLicks -> Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 3:47:27 PM)
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" Christina Aguilera "I get to go to lots of overseas places... like Canada."*Britney Spears* "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."*Golfer Greg Norman* "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." Supermodel Linda Evangelista "The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush." Actor Sylvester Stallone "I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me."*Jessica Simpson* "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields during an anti-smoking campaign interview. "What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” Paris Hilton “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” Britney Spears Something fishy ... Jess "Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken by the sea."*Jessica Simpson* "I've got taste. It's inbred in me." David Hasselhoff "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." Alicia Silverstone "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky ... a pulsating force of incredible energy."*David Arquette* "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." Arnold Schwarzenegger “He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” Don King "I feel my best when I'm happy." Winona Ryder "All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through." R.Kelly "Where is East Angular, is it abroad?"Jade Goody

GreedyTop -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 3:52:24 PM)
sigh and some of these people are actually koff role models to kids....

RealityLicks -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 4:00:04 PM)
Actually, Jessica Simpson makes my ex seem like Einstein...

ominousdominus -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 4:07:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop sigh and some of these people are actually koff role models to kids.... No shit, and remind me again........how much do these fuckers make annually? retch

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 4:27:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RealityLicks Actually, Jessica Simpson makes my ex seem like Einstein... desperate enough to date someone with down syndrom?

GreedyTop -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 4:30:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RealityLicks Actually, Jessica Simpson makes my ex seem like Einstein... Ok, RL... now that's just SCARY as hell!! LOL OD.... doya think if I played REALLLY dumb, I could make that much? oh, wait... I don't have the tits for it.. never mind...

Saratov -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 6:12:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ominousdominus quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop sigh and some of these people are actually koff role models to kids.... No shit, and remind me again........how much do these fuckers make annually? retch The really sad thing, for us, is that those folks probably make more in one year than most [any?] of us will make in a lifetime. [sm=ofcourse.gif] [sm=river.gif]

angelikaJ -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 6:20:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RealityLicks "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky ... a pulsating force of incredible energy."*David Arquette* I really like this one actually... and I tried to avoid commenting on it because the of the others... but I read this...and it strikes me: I could really get off on a God like that.

ToysAndTies -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 6:56:29 PM)
It's because there are people that are even more idiotic willing to pay them... by watching the crap movies, buying bad music, reading rag magazines, and not firebombing "news" stations that continually talk about their dribble.

ominousdominus -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 7:00:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: RealityLicks Actually, Jessica Simpson makes my ex seem like Einstein... Ok, RL... now that's just SCARY as hell!! LOL OD.... doya think if I played REALLLY dumb, I could make that much? oh, wait... I don't have the tits for it.. never mind... LOL I like smaller titties....................[8D] I'm more an ASS man. grins LMAO That means I'm kind of and ass AND I like asses......yep, that says it all. It's a sad state of affairs down there in Hollyweird isn't it?

ominousdominus -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 7:05:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov quote: ORIGINAL: ominousdominus quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop sigh and some of these people are actually koff role models to kids.... No shit, and remind me again........how much do these fuckers make annually? retch The really sad thing, for us, is that those folks probably make more in one year than most [any?] of us will make in a lifetime. [sm=ofcourse.gif] [sm=river.gif] It's pathetic, we won't pay our teachers squat though........LOL, I should really stop there shouldn't I? That's where are priorities are though- OK, enough ranting from me. I'm gonna go PERVE greedy's profile heh-heh...............

JulieorSarah -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 8:41:11 PM)
Yeah they earn heaps, have to pay heaps to maintain the lifestyle, get mobbed whenever they go out, pay heaps to have minders, people to check that the minders are doing their jobs, have their photo taken and splashed over the tabloids when they are wearing/not wearing makeup, swimmers, a boy/girl friend on their arm, no privacy, pay to go to places that are tranquil, and relaxing ... i just go for a walk. Yes it would be great not to think about how am i going to pay the bills now, and after i stop working ... but it's all manageable ... the former mrs mcartney, has heaps, but i wouldn't want to be her ... or britney or any that were listed, and heaps more. i'll step off the soap box now.

stella41b -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/25/2008 9:06:02 PM)
This puts me in mind of a young family out walking a couple of Sundays ago by the River Thames near Vauxhall Bridge. Mother picks up little boy so he can see over the wall into the river, and Dad says, "Hey look, that's the River Thames. It's full of water."

Saratov -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/26/2008 9:43:21 AM)
Maybe they can help move some of the 'dumb' stereotype from the jocks. At least college atheletes have to maintain a 2.0 or better GPA and more schools are not 'giving' them grades, they have to do the work and earn them.

LilMissHaven -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/26/2008 9:49:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov Maybe they can help move some of the 'dumb' stereotype from the jocks. At least college atheletes have to maintain a 2.0 or better GPA and more schools are not 'giving' them grades, they have to do the work and earn them. There was an article in our paper a couple of months back and I wish I had kept it. UNL altheletes must maintain a 2.8 GPA or better to remain active. Any professors caught "gifting" grades will be fired on the spot. Well, thats the basics anyways. It started due to some kids complaining that athletes get special considerations. Those athletes I know are actually pushed to set positive role models not only accademically but socially especially since Osborne has returned.

AMaster -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/26/2008 10:59:34 AM)
Sad. But remember we have all misspoken- but usually no one cares what we commoners say.

Winnowing99 -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/26/2008 11:02:40 AM)
quote: "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." Arnold Schwarzenegger This is the only quote that does not belong in that long list of fools. Arnold is making a point by using the world gay (which by its original definition mean HAPPY, not homosexual). So if the true meaning of the word is used, and not the slang of todays language, it should make sense to those that did not get Arnold's sarcasm. Not to poke fun at RealityLicks because I am sure this is a copy/paste, but it is irronic to compile foolish quotes and show how foolish a reader can be as much as a speaker.

RealityLicks -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/26/2008 11:31:49 AM)
Off the meds, eh mate?

dauntingdarl -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/26/2008 2:56:43 PM)
ha-ha...i liked angelikaJ..response to this..she could get off on this kind of god...ha...vibrator in the sky...funny.....

enigmation -> RE: Idiots say the funniest things... (3/26/2008 4:51:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelikaJ quote: ORIGINAL: RealityLicks "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky ... a pulsating force of incredible energy."*David Arquette* I really like this one actually... and I tried to avoid commenting on it because the of the others... but I read this...and it strikes me: I could really get off on a God like that. ~grinning~ too good! i LOVE it!!

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