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GreedyTop -> The Dragon Slayer (3/25/2008 9:32:15 PM)

Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
Nick, the Dragon Slayer, was obsessed with the Queen's breasts, but knew that


the penalty for ever acting on his desire would be death.One day, Nick revealed his secret desire to Horatio, who was the King's chief Physician.Horatio, the Physician, said that he could arrange for Nick, the Dragon Slayer, to satisfyhis desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins.  Without pause, Nick, the Dragon Slayer,readily agreed to the terms.The next day, Horatio, the Physician, made a batch of itching powder and  poured a littlebit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.   Soon after she dressed, the itchingcommenced and grew intense.Upon being summoned To the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio,
the Physician, informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied forfour hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the salivaof Nick, the Dragon Slayer, would work as the antidote to cure the itch.The King quickly summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer.  Horatio, the Physician,  thenslipped Nick, the Dragon Slayer, the antidote for the itching powder,  which he quicklyput into his mouth.
For the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts.  The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick, the Dragon Slayer,left not only satisfied, but touted as a hero.Upon returning to his chamber, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, found Horatio, the Physician,demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.  With his obsession now satisfied, Nick,the Dragon Slayer realized that Horatio, the Physician, could never report this matter to the King,and so with a laugh, he told Horatio to take a hike.

The next day, Horatio, the Physician, slipped a massive dose of the same itching powderinto the King's underwear.   The King immediately summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer.
The moral of the story - Pay your bills




Gemini1766 -> RE: The Dragon Slayer (3/25/2008 9:37:36 PM)

LMAO!




ominousdominus -> RE: The Dragon Slayer (3/25/2008 10:01:07 PM)

Heh-Heh, that really appealed to my inner sadist....LOL




CharmedAnne -> RE: The Dragon Slayer (3/25/2008 10:38:25 PM)

haha thats insane




GreedyTop -> RE: The Dragon Slayer (3/25/2008 10:39:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ominousdominus

Heh-Heh, that really appealed to my inner sadist....LOL


"inner" sadist?

*sigh* I'm so disappointed....




vampyerslave -> RE: The Dragon Slayer (3/27/2008 1:57:45 PM)

that was funny that givs me sadistik thoughts   he he he




sweetwenchie -> RE: The Dragon Slayer (3/27/2008 2:32:23 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

hope the dude was bi...




ominousdominus -> RE: The Dragon Slayer (3/27/2008 7:16:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: ominousdominus

Heh-Heh, that really appealed to my inner sadist....LOL


"inner" sadist?

*sigh* I'm so disappointed....


....some people have an inner child, I have an inner SADIST........[;)]




GreedyTop -> RE: The Dragon Slayer (3/27/2008 7:28:36 PM)

I have an inner adult...




ominousdominus -> RE: The Dragon Slayer (3/27/2008 7:33:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I have an inner adult...


*chortle*




angelbluewingsz -> RE: The Dragon Slayer (3/29/2008 6:29:07 PM)

Peid piper of Hamlin's got nothin on you!




TorinFalta -> RE: The Dragon Slayer (4/7/2008 3:03:05 PM)

yeah pay your debts because they can cause you to be attacked by your own personal karma...
and too the inner adult comment... i have one too... i try to hide him from time to time




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