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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 9:19:08 AM

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You might be a redneck, if you are standing in line with the other rednecks at the local carwash, using the super vac to vacuum out your beard, as a annual spring cleaning.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 9:19:13 AM

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i hate the stupid circus...the last and only time i went..i was like 6 yrs old...
fell right through the cracked benches....about 2 stories high.. cheapass fucking benches...i nearly died that day. i was small and it was only 2 yrs after my 2nd major heart surgery...so if the wood got into my chest...it would a been over. it got into my legs though.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 9:19:26 AM

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i thought of this one while taking a bath. You know, it's getting harder and harder to get out of that washen tub.

Anywho, you might be a red neck if you ask you mamma where your babies daddy is and she says that your cousin went into town and you better not go lookin' because you're only 14 and it's almost your bedtime!

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 9:21:38 AM

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almost bedtime??? geez...in 2 yrs...she is legally able to drink in quebec!
unless they raised up the age limit...

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 9:23:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: ElectraGlide

You might be a redneck, if you are standing in line with the other rednecks at the local carwash, using the super vac to vacuum out your beard, as a annual spring cleaning.

you might be a redneck if you empty out the vacuum and think "lunch!"

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 9:26:36 AM

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You might be a redneck if ol' Bo is more important to you than the old lady.

Well, unless of course you've trained her to fetch the ducks you shoot during duck season and to flush game for all seasons.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 11:33:29 AM

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Yeah....sirs' holly and KMS angel picking on poor, defenseless, angelic me. Big bullies. And holly...you might want to check that halo and angel's again...I heard the circus midway is missing one of its rings for the "Ring Toss" game.

Can't be...i haven't been to the circus in years. The last time i was there i stepped in elephant poop. Sorta ruined it for me.
and as for being a bully *hangs head* you are correct Sir...i should be spanked *WEG*

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 11:47:49 AM

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You might be a red neck if ol' blue sleeps in the bed and your wife on the floor...

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