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Irish fight - 3/26/2008 7:01:28 PM

ominousdominus

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Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling,his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he is walking with a limp.

"What happend to you? asks Sean the bartender.

"Jamie O Conner and me had a fight." says Paddy.

"That little shit, O Conner " says Sean "He couldnt do that to you, he must of had something in his hand."

"That he did". says Paddy ''a shovel is what he had, and a terrible licken he gave me with it"

"Well'' says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didnt you have something in your hand?"

''That I did'' said Paddy..."Mrs. O Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

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RE: Irish fight - 3/29/2008 6:53:17 PM

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but the burning question remains... what was he wearing under his kilt?

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RE: Irish fight - 3/31/2008 2:30:18 AM

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oh dear Kilt? it's a different part of the British Isles, that's Scotland, this is an Irish fight ...

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RE: Irish fight - 3/31/2008 4:14:44 AM

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Irish or scot they are still wonderfuly naked underneath , not that I have had anyunderstanding you know lol

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RE: Irish fight - 3/31/2008 5:38:18 AM

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Ya don't have to be either to be nekkid underneath.
I remember at one Highland Games, my wife and
a guy in a kilt comparing what they wore underneath.
I was more interested in his weapons.... the metal kind.

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RE: Irish fight - 4/7/2008 2:34:32 PM

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why talk of kilts when this joke is such a thing of beauty? great laughs

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RE: Irish fight - 4/7/2008 2:41:07 PM

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