sanita
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Ok, had a conversation with my Master in IRC a while back, it was an explanation of subbie diplomacy: <me> Master, was discussing subbie diplomacy with [a g/f] the other night... and pointing out when she applied it without thinking... *l* <me> the scenario where she stepped on His foot, and He asked why she did it... <me> i told her that diplomacy was what took her through the checklist of answers: <me> 1) "Because i could not avoid Your big Ole Honkin' Feet!" -NO <me> 2) "Because i WANTED to!" -NO <me> 3) "Well, You'd been quiet for a while." -NO <me> 4) "Because i was a little woozy from Your kisses, Sir, and ohh, i lost my balance. i am sorry." -ding!ding!ding!ding!ding! anyone else have any good examples?
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Sometimes, He calls me "subbie." Sometimes, i call me "subbie." And if someone wants to call me a BBW, its flattering. Just don't call me false. "Please do not show me your ass and expect me to read your mind." -Opencollar
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