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To My Loving Wife - 3/28/2008 6:16:45 AM   
parttimehotty


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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)

Shelly



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RE: To My Loving Wife - 3/28/2008 8:52:11 AM   
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RE: To My Loving Wife - 3/28/2008 10:36:53 AM   
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RE: To My Loving Wife - 3/28/2008 10:43:12 AM   
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RE: To My Loving Wife - 3/28/2008 1:23:55 PM   
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RE: To My Loving Wife - 3/29/2008 4:42:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hotty: I reckon you should be in show biz.
Maybe you are ?

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RE: To My Loving Wife - 3/29/2008 5:44:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Okay-an elderly couple took a trip to the holy land. Unexpectedly the wife dies while there. The husband was told by the funeral home it would be $150 to bury her there or $5,000 to ship her body home to the US for burial. The husband thought about it then got out his check book and wrote out a check for $5,000. The funeral home director thought maybe the old man was confused about the options so he repeated it slowly. To which the husband replied- Many years ago a man was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the grave. I just can't take that chance.

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RE: To My Loving Wife - 3/31/2008 5:38:17 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Hotty: I reckon you should be in show biz.
Maybe you are ?


i wish i could take credit for these jokes, but alas, i could be jailed for plagerism :(((

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RE: To My Loving Wife - 3/31/2008 9:43:36 AM   
angelbluewingsz


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Status: offline 		How about I just come over with handcuffs and you apoligize profusly? - maybe... on your knees?

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RE: To My Loving Wife - 4/7/2008 10:46:28 AM   
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