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No Great Loss --Clinton Joke - 3/28/2008 6:39:37 AM

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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.
"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"

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RE: No Great Loss --Clinton Joke - 3/28/2008 6:40:48 AM

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That was very funny.

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RE: No Great Loss --Clinton Joke - 3/28/2008 8:57:18 AM

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lol, kids say the darndest things.

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RE: No Great Loss --Clinton Joke - 3/28/2008 10:49:53 AM

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i agree with the kid

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RE: No Great Loss --Clinton Joke - 3/28/2008 6:42:26 PM

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He forgot: Because it happened to late to keep one out of office and not soon enough to keep the other out of politics.

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RE: No Great Loss --Clinton Joke - 3/29/2008 5:51:12 PM

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oh saratov - then we wouldv'e missed monica lewinski! what a shame that wouldv'e been.

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