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Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/28/2008 8:36:04 AM   
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I didn't, it's 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed , and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/28/2008 8:44:13 AM   
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This one made me laugh out loud,

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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/28/2008 8:46:56 AM   
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*groans*

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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/28/2008 10:43:30 AM   
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LMAO, i think i know that guy!

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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/28/2008 10:45:47 AM   
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cute 

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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/28/2008 10:57:36 AM   
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LOL.  

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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/28/2008 1:22:41 PM   
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LOL

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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/28/2008 4:39:39 PM   
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That got a giggle out of me

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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/28/2008 4:45:54 PM   
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ROFLMFFAO

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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/28/2008 5:49:14 PM   
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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/28/2008 5:52:44 PM   
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now that brightened my mood tonight!

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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 3/29/2008 5:52:35 PM   
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awww- heart warming story of a man helping a fellow man. kodak moment.

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RE: Gotta Love Those Drunks! - 4/7/2008 3:25:21 PM   
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that sounds an aweful lot like a friend of mine

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