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Piercing laughs? - 3/28/2008 7:53:35 PM   
MissMenagerie


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Status: offline 		I nearly saw a friend of mine stick to an envalope by his tongue ring. Any of the heavily pierced have funny stories that don't have to do with airport secutiry? (I only have 5 myself, but no funny stories. But I want some, damn it!)
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RE: Piercing laughs? - 3/28/2008 9:13:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Not really. The closest I would have is the time I was at a family gathering...my family is very.. very conservative. My little nephew saw the piercings in my tongue somehow and starts screaming " TAKE THEM BALLS OUT YOUR MOUUUUUTH!!!"  Little redneck >.<

Granny wouldn't stop bothering me about my "floozy mouth" forever after that.

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 3/29/2008 12:00:58 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		My Nipples are pierced.

My wife Pulled me out of bed one morning because a KNOT managed to tie itself around one of them. That was a Rather RUDE awakening.

My friend had a Prince Albert and got arrested and because he had never taken it out before the Ball at the end was hard to unscrew and they won't let you into Holding with a piercing so it took 3 officers with little blue rubber gloves and eventually a Sergent with a Neddle Nose pair of pliers to get this thing  out.  He NEVER wanted to go to jail again after that.

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 3/29/2008 5:47:36 PM   
angelbluewingsz


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Status: offline 		me = clit ring
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him= jacobs ladder


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RE: Piercing laughs? - 3/29/2008 5:48:51 PM   
angelbluewingsz


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Status: offline 		Seriously that wasn't the bad part- we had to call my mother in to help because his tounge stud got caught on my clit ring. It's all fun and games till mom tries to gouge her eyes out...

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 3/30/2008 7:12:17 PM   
MissMenagerie


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Status: offline 		Lynnxz: That's doubly funny to me (here in VT) because I can just picture the redneck little bugger...=)

Angel: I'm trying to hide a giggle here. I am so, so sorry.

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 3/31/2008 9:54:04 AM   
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RE: Piercing laughs? - 4/1/2008 12:38:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		not really funny, but i have my nipples pierced and right after 9/11 i went to visit my family and they set off the metal detectors, got felt up by a Really cute security worker (should have got her name for when i got home)

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 4/1/2008 6:06:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		When my son of 18 months first saw my nipple piercings he got really confused and started poking at his own and his mothers nipples for the next few days.  I think he was wondering where his were.

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 4/1/2008 12:30:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		http://www.fhmonline.com/articles-193.asp?page=7 Steve - O my hero! Just the look on his face makes me lol. 

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 4/1/2008 7:21:41 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		My neighbor has nipple rings. One day we had a few beers, and had a few more beers, and had a few more beers, you get the idea.

Well it was summer so he was shirtless, and after many trips to the fridge he began walking around with a pair of vise grips on one of the rings, and I mean the full size model not a mini version.

I wonder if he was "hungover" the next day.

And this guy claims not to be kinky. Yeah right.

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 4/1/2008 10:30:31 PM   
LioninDiguise


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Status: offline 		I dont have any stories yet...but I work in airport security. The number of Body Piercings that turn up on a daily basis is 2.  My personal count (yes we keep 'score') is only 3 in 6 months encounterd.  But I've got one state level Congressman. It was a bit of a suprise.

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 4/1/2008 10:50:23 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenix2raven

http://www.fhmonline.com/articles-193.asp?page=7 Steve - O my hero! Just the look on his face makes me lol. 


Lmfao.. I love jackass...

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 4/2/2008 12:32:30 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Not really. The closest I would have is the time I was at a family gathering...my family is very.. very conservative. My little nephew saw the piercings in my tongue somehow and starts screaming " TAKE THEM BALLS OUT YOUR MOUUUUUTH!!!"  Little redneck >.<

Granny wouldn't stop bothering me about my "floozy mouth" forever after that.



Exactly the reason I don't ever go to family picnics anymore.  And my friends wondered why I changed my last name too.

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 4/2/2008 12:37:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		My (then) gf's tongue stud getting caught in my (newly pierced) nipple ring was NO fun...but poor Angel sure has me beat!


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RE: Piercing laughs? - 4/3/2008 10:53:58 PM   
AMaster


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Status: offline 		Nothing comes to mind right now.................

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RE: Piercing laughs? - 4/3/2008 11:30:32 PM   
MissMenagerie


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Status: offline 		One of my friends was present when I came back to check up on the thread (I'm pretty open with them, it would be hard not to be with the riding crop etc. hanging on the wall), and she wished to share getting hooked to her boy by the lip ring in Denny's and having the waitress come over and ask if she could help.
The best part is, we go to that Dennys at least once a year to celebrate Goth Day. Goth Day is a holiday that started by accident, something like this: Let's get dressed up and go out! (Eyeliner and leather ensues) Let's go adventuring! (Vermont ensues) Okay, that was boring....let's go to Dennys!
At which point, we were just a bunch of 20-somethings sitting in Dennys, dressed to the nines (that is, heels in inches and eyeliner in pounds), listening to the Cure on the radio.
We do it every year on the same day, ever since. =)

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