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RazorJAK -> RE: You know you are kinky when...... (3/30/2008 12:17:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Oooh. I love banjos. I love the dixie chicks. The only thing sexier than a girl playing the banjo is a naked girl playing the banjo!


Naked girl playing a cello.

I think watching Lori Singer playing the cello was the ONLY reason i watched FAME as a kid.  Seeing her straddling that beast of an instrument and sliding the bow back and forth .... I-I'll be in my bunk.

Probably explains why I love the band Rasputina as well. 






RazorJAK -> RE: You know you are kinky when...... (3/30/2008 12:22:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Everyone commenting on my kinky moments. I thought there would be a ton. instead, i have found I am the only kinky one here? who'ld a thunk?


You know you're kinky when ...

A girl you "dated" nearly twenty years ago tracks you down and blames you for her two divorces;  claiming that you ruined her for other men.




Twstdkinkerbell -> RE: You know you are kinky when...... (3/30/2008 12:49:17 AM)

You get pulled over.. the Police officer sees the handcuffs hanging from your rear view mirror and asks if he can play?

;-)

True story




lusciouslips19 -> RE: You know you are kinky when...... (3/30/2008 1:14:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Twstdkinkerbell

You get pulled over.. the Police officer sees the handcuffs hanging from your rear view mirror and asks if he can play?

;-)

True story




[:D] Now thats more like it!




RazorJAK -> RE: You know you are kinky when...... (3/30/2008 2:06:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Twstdkinkerbell

You get pulled over.. the Police officer sees the handcuffs hanging from your rear view mirror and asks if he can play?

;-)

True story



You restrain a perp who you caught breaking into your neighbor's house.  The cops responding to the call ask you what knot you used.

True Story.




sirsholly -> RE: You know you are kinky when...... (3/30/2008 4:49:19 AM)

you buy your Dom a new leather belt. You have no idea what size it is and really don't care.




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