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You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 6:46:18 PM   
lusciouslips19


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The guy who tells you the blowjob you gave him 23 years ago was the best he ever had is your cousin!

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 6:57:51 PM   
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EEK!!!  Is this a kinky redneck family, luscious?  *giggles*

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 6:59:11 PM   
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i'll betchya pork rinds were involved somehow!

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:03:21 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

EEK!!!  Is this a kinky redneck family, luscious?  *giggles*

no! chicago and jewish. In my defense. he was not my first cousin. His mom and my mom are first cousins. I'm not sure what that makes us???

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:04:35 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

i'll betchya pork rinds were involved somehow!


Pork rinds are NOT kosher!

< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 3/29/2008 7:05:26 PM >


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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:05:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
no! chicago and jewish. In my defense. he was not my first cousin. His mom and my mom are first cousins. I'm not sure what that makes us???


Technically, second cousins, I think.

Topically, perverted!  But yanno, who isn't in these parts? 

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:05:28 PM   
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this really happened?  ok, bowing down to lushy..." the great kinkmiester"

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:05:29 PM   
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umm...we live in the south, thats totally normal around here...*shudders*

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:06:35 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

i'll betchya pork rinds were involved somehow!


Pork rinds are NOT kosher!


Ummm.....  artificially flavored pork rind by-product?

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:06:35 PM   
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~~~wonders if anyone makes kosher pork rinds~~~

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He's the "boom" overwhelming...

He is my Master, my lover, my best friend my everything.

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:07:11 PM   
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Well yanno, its your turn to fess your kinky moments. So take em out of the closet and blow the dust off those skeletons. I dare ya?

< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 3/29/2008 7:10:31 PM >


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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:07:19 PM   
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does anyone else hear banjo's?

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:11:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Luciferica

umm...we live in the south, thats totally normal around here...*shudders*


LMAO!!!!!!

*wonders if the northernmost part of the south makes us any more immune to this?   probaby not...  oh dear...*  

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:12:14 PM   
lusciouslips19


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Oooh. I love banjos. I love the dixie chicks. The only thing sexier than a girl playing the banjo is a naked girl playing the banjo!

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:13:54 PM   
lusciouslips19


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Everyone commenting on my kinky moments. I thought there would be a ton. instead, i have found I am the only kinky one here? who'ld a thunk?

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:16:13 PM   
christine1


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oh i've confessed a few things here on these threads...cameras, chocolate bunnies?  do those sound familiar at all?  and yes, i've been called worse things than kinky over those 2 stories heh.

lol, you were saying?

< Message edited by christine1 -- 3/29/2008 7:18:47 PM >


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He's the "boom" overwhelming...

He is my Master, my lover, my best friend my everything.

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:17:04 PM   
lusciouslips19


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nope they dont. You must refresh me.

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 7:41:54 PM   
christine1


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easy enough to find in a search lol...

now i'm thinking of other kinky things...geesh!  so many stories, so little time!  so many names people could call me!

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i am woman! er, godzilla! hear me roar!

http://wavcentral.com/cgi-bin/log/log.cgi?id=2856&sound=/sounds/movies/godzilla/roar.mp3


He's the "boom" overwhelming...

He is my Master, my lover, my best friend my everything.

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 9:02:40 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead
*wonders if the northernmost part of the south makes us any more immune to this?   probaby not...  oh dear...*  


Sorry, former capitol of the Confederacy or no, the South has given up on y'all... too much exposure to Federal types has turned Virginia into a den of unmitigated Yankeedom

i have two items (both happened to me):

You get a bulk discount from the guy selling whips at the lifestyle vendor fair

You get told "you scare me" by the person demonstrating a BDSM toy at an event.

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RE: You know you are kinky when...... - 3/29/2008 9:09:44 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Strangely enough, when I was attending college in the late 80's, there were students and locals from the Frednecksburg area who used to say, "Northern VA should be a separate state."  Lots of folks feel that way, esp. since we're snuggled up against the Beltway.  There's NoVA, central VA, southwestern VA, and the beach.  So, while NoVA may be considered some bastardized version of something north of the Mason-Dixon line...  the whole state can't be lumped into it. 

I still think the Commonwealth is chock full of kinky people though...  I'm still trying to figure out my family tree and see if I've shaken any branches on it.  To date, I've steered clear, but I'm sure there are things in my closet that would make one go "hmmmm..." 

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