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IronBear -> Kiwi Claims Rape by Wombat (3/29/2008 8:21:17 PM)

NZ man sentenced after claiming to have been raped by a wombat

from the Sydney Mornig Heral online edition 28/03/08

A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours community service.

Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, "I've been raped by a wombat".

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth" if they arrived at his home that night.

When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.

In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.

Iron Bear
Master of Bruin Cottage
(A Victorian Lifestyle poly home)

"I judge a Man by what I see him do and not by what others tell me he does."
(Captain Sir Edward Pellew of the HMS Indefatigable to Midshipman Hornblower ~ C.S. Forrester)





Leatherist -> RE: Kiwi Claims Rape by Wombat (3/29/2008 8:24:57 PM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPu-C5vvzU4




ominousdominus -> RE: Kiwi Claims Rape by Wombat (3/30/2008 11:40:54 AM)

"Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day."

Hahahaha, yeaaah, right, not that day pffft.




JulieorSarah -> RE: Kiwi Claims Rape by Wombat (3/31/2008 2:41:02 AM)

I've not heard the Kangaroo Song, since my childhood ... 'let me abos go loose?' suddenly Kevin Rudd's apology didn't go far enough ...




angelbluewingsz -> RE: Kiwi Claims Rape by Wombat (3/31/2008 9:46:07 AM)

The cops are pissed- they are around wombats every day and have never been so much as sexually harrassed..




Lucylastic -> RE: Kiwi Claims Rape by Wombat (3/31/2008 9:55:54 AM)

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator

oh good gawddddddddd, LMAO




IronBear -> RE: Kiwi Claims Rape by Wombat (3/31/2008 8:11:51 PM)

WOMbat + humAN = Noloooooooooooo not going with 10,000 miles of that one.No bloody way mate!

Iron Bear
Master of Bruin Cottage
(A Victorian Lifestyle poly home)

"I judge a Man by what I see him do and not by what others tell me he does."
(Captain Sir Edward Pellew of the HMS Indefatigable to Midshipman Hornblower ~ C.S. Forrester)





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