Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning

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subseeks1 -> Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/29/2008 9:32:24 PM)
The Erectus Trouserius or the 'Trouser Snake' is the worlds most dangerous snake. Colour varies from pink to black. Its fangless, average length, 5-9 inches, depending on sub species and honesty of its owner. It appears in bedrooms, but can be found in unusual places at times. Attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area, and its highly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting 9 months. Some are also known to attack men from behind... [sm=hair.gif][sm=hair.gif][sm=hair.gif]

Najakcharmer -> RE: Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/29/2008 9:35:24 PM)
I thought that was Trouserius monocularis, the One-Eyed Trouser Snake. [:D]

subseeks1 -> RE: Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/29/2008 10:03:49 PM)
I should have checked my Greek at the door eh? You're probably right on that.

Najakcharmer -> RE: Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/29/2008 10:05:21 PM)
The taxonomy on this species is a little dubious, I understand. [:D]

Termyn8or -> RE: Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/30/2008 8:53:28 AM)
I'll have to Google that. T

SteelofUtah -> RE: Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/30/2008 9:40:59 AM)
Well Googleing is what the Act of the Snake attack causing the 9 Month Swelling is sometimes caused. Hey. Wanna Google? ....... My New Catch Phrase. Steel

angelbluewingsz -> RE: Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/31/2008 9:59:13 AM)
Luckily- I always keep my trusty "bed snake" bat by my bedside just in case. only $9.99 at The greenwoodpecker and soooo worth it! it is a mini louisville slugger- about 12" long and you can decorate it with rhinestones if you are feelin crafty!

Gwynvyd -> RE: Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/31/2008 1:46:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelbluewingsz Luckily- I always keep my trusty "bed snake" bat by my bedside just in case. only $9.99 at The greenwoodpecker and soooo worth it! it is a mini louisville slugger- about 12" long and you can decorate it with rhinestones if you are feelin crafty! chuckles I have seen those! I wanted to paint one metalic purple... But then I fell off the Lez wagon... ( and as my gf says) straight onto a dick. LOL Would be handy to keep all the unwanted ones at bay though. snickers Bash bash! Gwyn

darchChylde -> RE: Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/31/2008 6:16:50 PM)
But, how often does an unwanted trouser snake make it as far as your bed? It would be more efficient to keep the trouser snake bat in your purse.

lunadancer -> RE: Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/31/2008 6:27:52 PM)
[sm=lol.gif] [:)]

Gwynvyd -> RE: Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/31/2008 6:34:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde But, how often does an unwanted trouser snake make it as far as your bed? It would be more efficient to keep the trouser snake bat in your purse. Very true.. it is a purse item... not needed by the bed.. that is where the swords and gun is anyways... Big Evil Grin Gwyn

IronBear -> RE: Trouser Snake aka Erectus Trouserius Warning (3/31/2008 8:16:36 PM)
Known Fact: It is becomes at times, difficult to salute Nelson when you are pointing Percy at the porcelane and he stands erect. Iron Bear Master of Bruin Cottage (A Victorian Lifestyle poly home) "I judge a Man by what I see him do and not by what others tell me he does." (Captain Sir Edward Pellew of the HMS Indefatigable to Midshipman Hornblower ~ C.S. Forrester)

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