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Termyn8or -> Short and sweet (3/30/2008 9:01:43 AM)
Kid : Mommy, why doesn't Daddy have any hair ? Mom : Because he thinks alot. Kid : Why do you have so much hair ? Mom : Shutup and eat your breakfast. T

SteelofUtah -> RE: Short and sweet (3/30/2008 9:38:55 AM)
Kid: Dad what is that dog doing to that other dog? Dad: (Not wanting to lie to his son said) They're making Puppies Kid: Oh. (And nothing more) LATER THAT EVENING. Kid: (Walking in on parents having sex) Daddy what are you doing to mommy? Dad: (Remembering how well honesty worked before) Well son Mommy and I are making babies. Kid: Well Turn Mommy Over, I want a puppy.

CharmedAnne -> RE: Short and sweet (3/30/2008 1:05:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Kid: Dad what is that dog doing to that other dog? Dad: (Not wanting to lie to his son said) They're making Puppies Kid: Oh. (And nothing more) LATER THAT EVENING. Kid: (Walking in on parents having sex) Daddy what are you doing to mommy? Dad: (Remembering how well honesty worked before) Well son Mommy and I are making babies. Kid: Well Turn Mommy Over, I want a puppy. Haha, I am completely stealing this!

Luciferica -> RE: Short and sweet (3/30/2008 1:15:00 PM)
cute...but disturbing

Gemini1766 -> RE: Short and sweet (3/30/2008 2:06:55 PM)
Seen them before, still makes me laugh.

Termyn8or -> RE: Short and sweet (3/30/2008 9:51:28 PM)
Still disturbing, and to think I started it. How's those hail Marys go again ? T

angelbluewingsz -> RE: Short and sweet (3/31/2008 9:51:52 AM)
Brunette, blond and redhead were talking about getting pregnant- brunette says, I want a boy so me always do it "missionary style". Redhead says, I want a girl so I ride "cowgirl style " Blonde starts crying " oh no! I'm having puppies!"

SteelofUtah -> RE: Short and sweet (4/3/2008 2:35:51 PM)
THINK ABOUT THIS SHOULD YOU EVER BE IN THIS SITUATION!!!!!! One day Little Johnny’s mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny’s father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, “THIS is what I found in “your” son’s closet.” He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. Several minutes passed, then she finally asked him, “Well what should we do about this?” Little Johnny’s dad looked at her and said, “Well I don’t think we should spank him.”

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