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Hippiekinkster -> How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 11:43:13 AM)

This is serious. Should I cut them really short, so I don't pop through the latex gloves, or should I keep them long, so I can leave deep scratches on my concubines?

Breathlessly awaiting your expertise.



Daddysredhead -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 4:17:29 PM)

Men with long nails just look creepy.  If the Cryptkeeper look is what you seek, go for it.  Or if looking like Rupaul is your thing, keep 'em long.  I wouldn't be with a guy who has nails longer than mine.



sunshinemiss -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 4:44:17 PM)

Trim them... even trimmed if you dig deep, you can leave lovely scratches.  I agree with DRH... long nails on a man is creepy.  *thinks... there's always a little knife play he he he he.



calamitysandra -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 5:29:50 PM)

Well kept and shortish, but still long enough for those scratches. But above all, well buffed, no sharp edges.

See? I found the thread![sm=banana.gif]



Level -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 5:31:16 PM)

I thought someone else started this thread, by the name of it. [X(]



Lumus -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 5:41:51 PM)

.oO(I see my nails would disturb a few here...)




lronitulstahp -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 5:45:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

I thought someone else started this thread, by the name of it. [X(]
you too??? (think i need a vacation, i feel the bitchiness coming upon me, must be the pollen.)



Hippiekinkster -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 5:50:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

I thought someone else started this thread, by the name of it. [X(]
Um, yeah, does seem suspiciously similar, does it not? One has to ask why this thread ended up here, when other randomly stupid threads remain in Off-Topic Discussion.

You know, like "How should I cut my hair?" or "New Icons!" or... well, I think y'all get my point. I just cannot get used to the randomness here at CM. WTF.



Daddysredhead -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 5:52:35 PM)

Uh-ohhhh......



petdave -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 6:10:30 PM)

i say be different... long, but cut into a pair of points, like a snake tongue. If you're going to leave marks, leave MARKS [:)]



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 6:12:21 PM)

ohhh ohhhh let me use my chainsaw .....the faery chainsaw massacre.... wooo.... damn great movie title...



sirsholly -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 6:27:30 PM)

with clippers?



petitespitfire64 -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 6:43:59 PM)

How about you chew em up all raggedy like?



Gemini1766 -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 6:45:03 PM)

No more than 1/8th inch past the nail bed, well buffed to take out burrs and sharp edges.
That's My opinion, everyone else is entitled to their own, so long as they agree with mine. [;)]



LadyRainfire -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 6:46:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

I thought someone else started this thread, by the name of it. [X(]
you too??? (think i need a vacation, i feel the bitchiness coming upon me, must be the pollen.)


I thought so too... So that makes 3 of us. *sigh*



subtee -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 8:39:28 PM)

If you will be doing any "interior work," Union rules dictate trimmed and buffed. Hard hat is optional.



lauren0221 -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 8:42:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

I thought someone else started this thread, by the name of it. [X(]
you too??? (think i need a vacation, i feel the bitchiness coming upon me, must be the pollen.)


Me too - the vein in my forehead almost started throbbing:)



Hippiekinkster -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 10:29:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: petdave

i say be different... long, but cut into a pair of points, like a snake tongue. If you're going to leave marks, leave MARKS [:)]
Best advice I've heard since "buy low, sell high" and "don't pick your nose while you're driving over railroad tracks".

My bench grinder should get them just where I need them to be.



Hippiekinkster -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/30/2008 10:59:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

If you will be doing any "interior work," Union rules dictate trimmed and buffed. Hard hat is optional.
Well, I might be using some "hand tools" to smooth some interior walls. I hear I should use water-based "treatments", too.

Now, I'm thinking I should use a miner's hat; you know, a hard hat with a lamp on it. Facilitates getting to those hard-to-see corners.

This inside work must not be rushed.



BitaTruble -> RE: How should I trim my fingernails? (3/31/2008 12:28:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

This is serious. Should I cut them really short, so I don't pop through the latex gloves, or should I keep them long, so I can leave deep scratches on my concubines?

Breathlessly awaiting your expertise.


You can have your cake and eat it! I have very long nails and they don't pop through my latex gloves. Just be careful .. and keep them polished, of course! [sm=cheerleader.gif]

Celeste



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