GreedyTop
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it was...especially when I ran water on the wound I was slicing a bagel, using a serrated knife. Holding the bagel in my left hand. After a couple of saws through the bagel, I thought to myself "maybe I should move my thum..........OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lots of blood. Stuck my thumb under the water. HOLY SHIT !!!! BAD BAD IDEA!!! Grabbed the first aid box. Essentially empty. Made a bandage with a wad of paper towel, and I used electrical tape and duct tape to hold it on. Fortunately, I had a Dr. appointment later that day. So until I went to the Dr., I was walking around with my hand raised above heart level, my thumb looking like some grotesque alien. Went to the Dr. "Hi doc.. I know the appointment is for me to be evaluated for Zyban, but as long as I'm here, would you mind taking a look at this?" 5 stitches later.... When I left the Dr., I went right to walmart and got a bagel guillotine.
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